Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

[Techno]

I watch Qi too, Ray.
Cheers - Phil

[Roy]

You do know that crisps are the worst thing of all for your teeth, don't you? Worse even than sugar. Not a lot of people know that....

I thought that it was making a smutty comment to Tony Soprano's daughter ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvukRkRxmmY

[too much swearing (and violence) to include on this family forum]

[Hertsblue]

With a name like "Soprano" you'd think he was missing some items from lower down...

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

With a name like "Soprano" you'd think he was missing some items from lower down...

OHHHH Nasty !!!

IanS

[Leman]

I thought that only applied to a castrato. Hang on! we're not back on that medical thread are we?

[Roy]

once saw a tv doc' with a fellow who was sick of being so virile, so he fixed the problem by the use of a pair of bolt cutters. sans gonads later ... 

[Orcs]

We need to arrange emergency famine relief for some of you, judging by what you're reduced to eating!

OH NO !.  Here we go again .

It will be another............   My Lovely wife is cooking me a Stir fry of king pawns, with Larks tongues and Blackbirds testicles in ginger .  This will be followed by a gastronomic delight of a chocolate and orange cake.

He did this last time I mentioned I had cheese and pickle sandwiches for lunch...... left me feeling starved and drooling.

[FierceKitty]

I thought that only applied to a castrato.

Now, now, Ithoriel's had a rough time. Be kind.

[Leon]

...cheese and pickle sandwiches for lunch...... left me feeling starved and drooling.

Ooh, that reminds me, I must go get some lunch...

[Leman]

King Pawns, shouldn't that read King porns?

[Orcs]

King Pawns, shouldn't that read King porns?

SSSHHHHHH!!  don't let my seret life out of the bag

[Hertsblue]

Sounds like the pawn made it to the opponent's base-line. 

[Leman]

Hello queen!

[Hertsblue]

Who's queen! 

[Techno]

'Ere....

Anyone going to buy that part works 'U-Boat' magazine ?
Stroll on.....I can't read on the TV, whether it's £5.99 or SIX ninety nine for a hundred and fifty issues.....

Er....I make that either £893.01 or  £1042.01 in total......If that's wrong...I'm working it out too quickly.

I shan't be bothering with 'The Mallard' at £7-99 for 130 issues, either.

That'll be £1,031.21 then, please.....Ker-ching !

Might buy the first issue of each, if the 'bit of brass' looks useful for anything though....Don't mind 50p for something that might come in handy....One day !! 

Cheers - Phil