My Daughter in Law has "Nosher Syndrome"

[Last Hussar]

I sent her a copy of his Forum Signature, as she has the same affliction.

[Nosher]

Sensible lass

[barbarian]

Cannot understand this.
May someone translate it in proper english ?

[Luddite]

Cannot understand this.
May someone translate it in proper english ?

Yorkshiremen are lazy buggers.

[Leon]

Cannot understand this.
May someone translate it in proper english ?

"See all, hear all, say nowt;
eat all, sup all, pay nowt;
and if thee ever does owt for nowt,
allus do it for thisen."

"See everything, hear everything, say nothing;
Eat everything, drink everything, pay nothing;
And if you ever do anything for nothing,
always do it for yourself."

Yorkshiremen are lazy buggers.

We're not lazy, just a little tight... 

[Nosher]

Lazy & Tight

Guilty as charged

Why waste energy fumbling through my pockets for the price of a beer when there is some soft smack/Southerner/Lancastrian/friend queuing up to buy one for me

Maybe sympathy, maybe just to shut me up - either way I didn't pay/exert un-necessary energy

[Hertsblue]

My mate, who moved to Leeds from Essex always defined a Yorkshireman as "a Scotsman stripped of his generosity". 

[Nosher]

Didn't you know that copper wire was invented by a Yorskhireman and a Sweaty Sock fighting over a tuppeny bit?

[Sandinista]

Didn't you know that copper wire was invented by a Yorskhireman and a Sweaty Sock fighting over a tuppeny bit?

As someone who is half Scottish and half Yorksireman I appreciate that remark

[Last Hussar]

Sandinista won't even give himself the time of day!

[i_am_win]

Yorkshiremen are lazy buggers.

Hey! I resemble that remark!! 

[mollinary]

Yorkshiremen are..................... Regrettably!

Mollinary

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Notice no-one iseing rude about the Welsh.....tighter than youkies, more unitelligable that Scots, and insist on

a) Stealing english sheep
b) Speaking an unintelligable language
c) Writting said with no vouwls.

Stop digging up Dikky III, instead resurect Eddy I and re-conquer WALES.

IanS 

[Hertsblue]

Notice no-one iseing rude about the Welsh.....tighter than youkies, more unitelligable that Scots, and insist on

a) Stealing english sheep
b) Speaking an unintelligable language
c) Writting said with no vouwls.

Stop digging up Dikky III, instead resurect Eddy I and re-conquer WALES.

IanS 

Glad you're not in charge of the nukes, Ian. Half Europe would be a wasteland by now..... 

[Orcs]

Glad you're not in charge of the nukes, Ian. Half Europe would be a wasteland by now..... 

It would then be all the better as the proportion of Englishmen would be higher.