Hospital treatment

[Squirrel]

Ruth phones her local hospital and angrily says, "I'm Mrs Sheldon and I thought I should let you know that I'm planning to sue your hospital."


"Oh why is that, Mrs Sheldon?" asks the hospital.


Ruth replies, "Well my Hymie has just returned home after being treated in your hospital, and he now shows absolutely no interest in me at all and very little interest in sex."


The hospital says, "I've just looked up our records and I can see that a gentleman called Hymie Sheldon was recently admitted to our hospital. But he was admitted to our Ophthalmology department and all we did was correct his eyesight ...........

Cheers,

Kev

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