Shameful confessions thread

[FierceKitty]

Those few mm are to be taken seriously. The spirit and letter of the law are sometimes one.

I have spoken.

[Hertsblue]

The only "shameful" thing I can confess to is that I bottled-out of the camera up the willy shenanigans. I get the impression they only do it because they can't think of anything else to try. (That's what I tell myself anyway).

I did, however, lie still for the angioplasty and subsequent stent implant. And for anyone on the verge of having one I can tell you it sounds far worse than it actually is. One of the most awsome things ever is to look up at the screen and watch your own heart beating. 

[goat major]

it wasnt foolproof of course -the fokker triplane could beat it on wingspan

[Techno]

The only "shameful" thing I can confess to is that I bottled-out of the camera up the willy shenanigans. I get the impression they only do it because they can't think of anything else to try. (That's what I tell myself anyway).

It really is nowhere near as bad as your imagination will have made it Ray.
If I ever have to have it done again, it won't bother me in the slightest.
Cheers - Phil.

[Orcs]

FK

I think your thread has been hijacked by all these old men who want to talk about cameras up thier bottoms/willys.  I thInk they need to start thier own thread.- Perhaps they could title it "Youve Been ****** Framed" or "Watch my Willy"

For non-brit readers "You've been Framed" is a British TV show where viewers send in funny videos,

Of course I am terribly young and no one will ever have to insert a camera in my nether regions- I HOPE 

[FierceKitty]

Divorce, cancer...they all seem to be things that happen to other people until Old Nobodaddy Up Aloft zaps one with them.

Still, my thread has been hijacked alright. But I've done as much to other threads in turn, so what the hell.

[J.S.]

funny topic...this happened a few weeks ago

>be out drinking with friends
>meet girl who went to school with me, but whose name I couldn't remember due to too much beer
>talk ~2 sentences then she's upon me, god knows why
>drags me into the storerroom of the pub
>wtf man
>owner of pub comes in
>WTF are you two doing here?!
>why always me?

well and that's just the first example that comes along. Guess I should drink less beer, but it's bavaria after all 

[Leon]

>talk ~2 sentences then she's upon me, god knows why
>drags me into the storerroom of the pub

I worked in pubs for years, and this never happened to me!   

On the original topic, I used to cheat 'use my initiative' during board games all the time.  Little things like the £500 hidden under the board in Monopoly, so when the opponent thinks they've got you on the ropes, then 'Haha!'

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

It used to happen to me in bars all the time when I worked in them! 

[Leon]

It used to happen to me in bars all the time when I worked in them! 

[J.S.]

I worked in pubs for years, and this never happened to me!   Angry

spares yourself a lot of trouble and you are not in danger of getting a ban on entering your favourite pub  

one@ wargaming:

almost no one I'm friends with knows that I'm into such nerdy stuff as collecting & playing with miniatures (in Germany wargaming is nowhere near as popular as in the UK..). Couple of weeks ago I helped a friend of mine moving from Nuremberg to Munich, opened one of the packing cases..and what's inside? Gorkamorka, Space Hulk, Hero Quest and 40k Miniatures     I've known this guy since almost 10 years, but somehow we never talked about tabletop; well hidden secret so to say^^

[Techno]

Is this shameful ?

Years and years ago, when my little niece was perhaps 11...She challenged me to a game of Othello, which I'd never played before.
The concept of the game seemed very simple, so I accepted the challenge and just lost.

Being somewhat peeved at being beaten by a 11 year old, I bought Othello for myself, and learned how to play it with a little more skill.
A year or so later, little niece and I had a re-match.
At the end of the game I had every single square on the board except one under my control....and felt rather smug.

Was that mean ? 

[Leon]

spares yourself a lot of trouble and you are not in danger of getting a ban on entering your favourite pub  

I was the manager, so I couldn't ban myself... 

[Hertsblue]

Is this shameful ?

Years and years ago, when my little niece was perhaps 11...She challenged me to a game of Othello, which I'd never played before.
The concept of the game seemed very simple, so I accepted the challenge and just lost.

Being somewhat peeved at being beaten by a 11 year old, I bought Othello for myself, and learned how to play it with a little more skill.
A year or so later, little niece and I had a re-match.
At the end of the game I had every single square on the board except one under my control....and felt rather smug.

Was that mean ? 

Remind me never to pay you at anything, Phil. 

[Techno]

PAY me at anything Ray ?

Cheers - Phil.