Shameful confessions thread

[Leon]

...WTF with vasectomy ?

God, why ?

In Italy, it isn't used commonly.

That's why Italian's have such large families!

[Nosher]

That's why Italian's have such large families!

It's far simpler (and a lot less risky an operation) for a man to have a vasectomy than for a woman to have the female equivalent. No brainer really. And love my four children as much as I do, they are a money pit far bigger than any wargaming habit

[Orcs]

People told me that about having the snip, turned out to be one of the worst experiences of my life.  They were rummaging about down there for about 40 minutes in the end, and the anaesthetic did bugger all... 

Sorry cant resist this 

Perhaps is was difficult for them to find ??

[Leon]

Perhaps is was difficult for them to find ??

Apparently that was indeed the case... 

[FierceKitty]

I don't think many men lie awake at night worrying whether they are impressively equipped in the vas deferens department.

[Orcs]

I don't think many men lie awake at night worrying whether they are impressively equipped in the vas deferens department.

Its underneath his willy.  They had to find that first and thats what took the time     Give me some poetic liecence FK 

[FierceKitty]

Apologies. I'm out of practice in the rough, tough, male-bonding, lads in the rugby club shower together department, evidently.

[Orcs]

When I was about 18 I went to a party and an ex I had not seen for about a year introduced me to her fiance.  We then spent a lot of time catching up and as seats were in short supply she sat on my lap.  Understandably the fiance was very upset by this and went into the garden to sulk. 
I was then getting grief for hitting on my ex from various people, so I left the party and took my ex home - Never did find out what happened to the fiance but I had a cracking night 

I introduced a freind to wargaming when I was in my teens and in the first game he was winning, he then tried to charge my last elite unit. The distance between the two units was a few mm further than his charge move.  Rather than playing the game , I insisted he could not make it,he got really cross and never played again.   

[goat major]

When I used to play top trumps with a couple of my friends  I used to put the Lockheed blackbird as the 6th card in my pack so that if i was the dealer I always got it whether we were in a 2 player or 3 player game.

[Sandinista]

When I used to play top trumps with a couple of my friends  I used to put the Lockheed blackbird as the 6th card in my pack so that if i was the dealer I always got it whether we were in a 2 player or 3 player game.

[FierceKitty]

Those few mm are to be taken seriously. The spirit and letter of the law are sometimes one.

I have spoken.

[Hertsblue]

The only "shameful" thing I can confess to is that I bottled-out of the camera up the willy shenanigans. I get the impression they only do it because they can't think of anything else to try. (That's what I tell myself anyway).

I did, however, lie still for the angioplasty and subsequent stent implant. And for anyone on the verge of having one I can tell you it sounds far worse than it actually is. One of the most awsome things ever is to look up at the screen and watch your own heart beating. 

[goat major]

it wasnt foolproof of course -the fokker triplane could beat it on wingspan

[Techno]

The only "shameful" thing I can confess to is that I bottled-out of the camera up the willy shenanigans. I get the impression they only do it because they can't think of anything else to try. (That's what I tell myself anyway).

It really is nowhere near as bad as your imagination will have made it Ray.
If I ever have to have it done again, it won't bother me in the slightest.
Cheers - Phil.

[Orcs]

FK

I think your thread has been hijacked by all these old men who want to talk about cameras up thier bottoms/willys.  I thInk they need to start thier own thread.- Perhaps they could title it "Youve Been ****** Framed" or "Watch my Willy"

For non-brit readers "You've been Framed" is a British TV show where viewers send in funny videos,

Of course I am terribly young and no one will ever have to insert a camera in my nether regions- I HOPE 

[FierceKitty]

Divorce, cancer...they all seem to be things that happen to other people until Old Nobodaddy Up Aloft zaps one with them.

Still, my thread has been hijacked alright. But I've done as much to other threads in turn, so what the hell.

[J.S.]

funny topic...this happened a few weeks ago

>be out drinking with friends
>meet girl who went to school with me, but whose name I couldn't remember due to too much beer
>talk ~2 sentences then she's upon me, god knows why
>drags me into the storerroom of the pub
>wtf man
>owner of pub comes in
>WTF are you two doing here?!
>why always me?

well and that's just the first example that comes along. Guess I should drink less beer, but it's bavaria after all 

[Leon]

>talk ~2 sentences then she's upon me, god knows why
>drags me into the storerroom of the pub

I worked in pubs for years, and this never happened to me!   

On the original topic, I used to cheat 'use my initiative' during board games all the time.  Little things like the £500 hidden under the board in Monopoly, so when the opponent thinks they've got you on the ropes, then 'Haha!'

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

It used to happen to me in bars all the time when I worked in them! 

[Leon]

It used to happen to me in bars all the time when I worked in them!