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[Hertsblue]

To clarify, Just a Few Orcs body is a temple...

namely the Parthenon.

I see, a total ruin perched on a large lump of rock. Yeah, that sounds like mine all right. 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

With bits of him held by a foreign government, in a dusty museum, so the world can look on his splendorousness without them fading or growing tarnished by pollution?

[Last Hussar]

Well, he's certainly lost his marbles.

[mollinary]

LH,



Mollinary

[Orcs]

To clarify, Just a Few Orcs body is a temple...

namely the Parthenon.

I have to most strenuously point out that LH is not qualified to comment on this:-  He is not actually a "proper wargamer". His is of all things a "Skinny Wargamer"

[Orcs]

With bits of him held by a foreign government, in a dusty museum, so the world can look on his splendorousness without them fading or growing tarnished by pollution?

I would be perfectly happy for any of the foreign government politicians in the link to hold my marbles in a dusty museum and I quote "look on his splendorousness without them fading" 

http://urbantitan.com/10-most-beautiful-women-in-todays-politics/

Perhaps Nik can put them on the  Totty page.

[Last Hussar]

Sorry, the best we can do is Angela Merkle. 

[Orcs]

Sorry, the best we can do is Angela Merkle. 

The splendorousness has suddenly faded.

[nikharwood]

Who cares if their economy is fecked? I'm moving to Greece: