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[mollinary]

Its a bit like women really, as they get ito middle age, they are not as well sculpted as the 20 somethings 

. Whereas we men, of course, retain our steel-hard, Greek God like, bronzed, rippling physiques well into our 90s?  Yeh, right! 

Mollinary

[petercooman]

Well we get grey hair, isn't that enough? 

[Orcs]

. Whereas we men, of course, retain our steel-hard, Greek God like, bronzed, rippling physiques well into our 90s?  Yeh, right! 

Mollinary

Hard as it may be to believe, I have never had a Greek God like figure. 

Neither do i have a a body like the far eastern God Bhudda - I thought I would get that in before anyone else suggested it.

I would also point out that despite finding the sculpting of newer models very attractive  I have absolutetly  no issues with the sculpting of my current partner.

[FierceKitty]

The Buddha was actually adamant that he wasn't a god. He frequently forbade his followers to worship him. He's also usually represented as a slender man (there's a Buddhist equivalent to the Christian Temptation in the Wilderness). The fat fellow you're thinking of has been conflated with the Chinese Hotei, a god of prosperity who likes being surrounded by laughing children.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

The Sri Lankans often portray a young man reclining in contemplation, unless his feet are crossed, in which case he's dead...
http://srilanka.uphero.com/p'naruwa.html

[Orcs]

The Buddha was actually adamant that he wasn't a god. He frequently forbade his followers to worship him. He's also usually represented as a slender man (there's a Buddhist equivalent to the Christian Temptation in the Wilderness). The fat fellow you're thinking of has been conflated with the Chinese Hotei, a god of prosperity who likes being surrounded by laughing children.

Thanks for clarifying that FK.  As I wrote it I did seem to remember something like that but I was not certain. Particuarly as overindulgence in food- or anything else does not seem to tie in with the bhuddist beliefs and way of life.

So I have been educated and enlightened today by this forum - Thanks FK.

[barbarian]

Well we get grey hair, isn't that enough? 

When we got any hair left.

[FierceKitty]

In theory, very abstemious people. In practice, Thais at least never allow their non-attachment to worldly pleasures to get in the way of a six-course meal.
Mmmm, the little lady's doing something tasty with pork, sator beans, galic, and oyster sauce as I type.  Aroi makh!

[Hertsblue]

I think we've lost him. 

[Techno]

What is "galic" ?
Some obscure spelling of garlic ? My dictionary obviously isn't up to much.
I ask purely for information.

Cheers - Phil. (Who certainly doesn't have the body of a Greek god....Though I reckon I could perform as a body double for Judge Death. )

[FierceKitty]

My typing is beyond defence!

[Hertsblue]

Which fence is that?

[Techno]

 

To both previous replies....Now go away...I'm trying to push putty around.
Cheers - Phil.

[Orcs]

In theory, very abstemious people. In practice, Thais at least never allow their non-attachment to worldly pleasures to get in the way of a six-course meal.
Mmmm, the little lady's doing something tasty with pork, sator beans, galic, and oyster sauce as I type.  Aroi makh!

Thanks !!!!!!  I am just having a very boring cheese and pickle sandwich at work  , and you tantalise me with the delghts  your good lady is preparing

Mark

[Leon]

... a very boring cheese and pickle sandwich at work ...

Strangely I've got one of those as well.  I've put it in the fridge to warm it up...

[FierceKitty]

It's her birthday tomorrow; I suppose I shouldn't go into details of the rum, ginger, and cream cheese cake I've made her.

[FierceKitty]

If it's any consolation, bread and cheese are both luxury items out this way!

[Orcs]

It's her birthday tomorrow; I suppose I shouldn't go into details of the rum, ginger, and cream cheese cake I've made her.

No You shouldn't!!!!!

[Orcs]

If it's any consolation, bread and cheese are both luxury items out this way!

Not its not - unless you wannt to swap your meal  for mine 

[Last Hussar]

To clarify, Just a Few Orcs body is a temple...

namely the Parthenon.