More jokes

[Nosher]

Q: What's pink and hard? A: A pig with a flick knife.

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie? A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.

Q. How do you get three little old ladies to say the "F" word? A. Have a fourth one yell "Bingo!"

Q: What's the difference between a woman from Wigan and a walrus? A: One's got a moustache and smells of fish and the other lives in the sea.

Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "coping with darkness"

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the sh*t out of the dog.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead corporate banker in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: How do you make a dog drink? A: Put it in a liquidizer.

Q: What's got four legs and an arm? A: A rottweiler.

Q: What do you call bears with no ears? A: B.

Q: What's got two legs and bleeds? A: Half a dog..

Q: What is the definition of confusion? A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

[Ferb]

 

[Sandinista]

Q: How do you make a dog drink? A: Put it in a liquidizer. 

[Leon]

 

[mollinary]

Leon,



Mollinary

[Hertsblue]

Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "coping with darkness"

[Tommy Atkins]

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the **** out of the dog.

[Dave Fielder]

So I picked up my daughter from the stables today, she didn't look happy .... " why the long face?" I said 

[sebigboss79]