Short and Funny

[Orcs]

              
I  dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you  for caring enough to call. I
am making some changes in my life. Please  leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You  are one of the changes."
      
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At pilots  training back in the Air  Corps they taught us,

      "Always try to  keep the number Of  landings you make
      Equal to  the number of take Offs  you make."

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      Aspire  to inspire before you expire. 

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      My  wife and I had words,

      But I  didn't get to use mine.
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      Frustration  is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. 

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      Blessed  are those who can give without remembering 
      And take  without forgetting. 

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      The irony of life is that, ! by the  time You're  old enough to know your way Around,  you're not going anywhere.

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      God  made man before woman so as to give him time to think  of an  answer for her first question. 
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      I was always taught to respect my  elders, But it  keeps getting harder to find  one.
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      Every morning is  the dawn Of a new  error.     

         
               
         
         
         

[Techno]

Some really excellent ones there 'Orcs'...
I especially  agree with the one about glasses !
Cheers - Phil

[Hertsblue]

 

[Malbork]

  Yep, the glasses one hits home !

[Tommy Atkins]

  Old age is trying to find your glasses whilst wearing them.

[Chad]

The glaases sounds just like my wife!