Three Ducks

[Orcs]

Three little ducks walk into a bar...........


"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"




The little duck fluttered her eyelids and said "no, my name is puddles"

[Hertsblue]

 

[sebigboss79]

 

[nikharwood]

 

[Leon]

 

[Tommy Atkins]

 

[Techno]

 

[Vulpine]

Both of them! What a tramp she is!

[FierceKitty]

I am reminded of Dorothy Parker's definition of a nymphomaniac as "a description men give to any woman who acts the way most men do sexually." Quoted from memory, so may not be word-perfect.

[Orcs]

Both of them! What a tramp she is!

Does this mean that if you were single and offered a threesome by two attractive women you would turn it down?   I know I would need to think about it- but 3 seconds should suffice 

[FierceKitty]

Mind you, I might say "no" to two attractive ducks.

[Orcs]

Mind you, I might say "no" to two attractive ducks.

Picky Picky !!