Best Aussie pick up line ever

[Tommy Atkins]

An Aussie walks into a  pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. 

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'


'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'


The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch?


''What's so special about it?'


The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'


The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,


' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

[Techno]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear......
Didn't see that punchline.
Cheers - Phil.

[Nosher]

Aussie chat up lines???

I always thought it was "brace yerself sheila"

[sdennan]

I thought it was, " Lie down I think I love you".

[Steve J]

Very good

[FierceKitty]

I thought it was "I love ewe".

[Nosher]

I thought it was "I love ewe".

Thats Kiwi's and Welshmen

What do you a sheep tied to a lampost in Wellington/Cardiff?

A recreation centre.

[nikharwood]

What do you a sheep tied to a lampost in Wellington/Cardiff?

That'd be Wellington, NZ, not Wellington, Somerset 

[sebigboss79]

Same watch as mine 

Hope my wife does nover ask me for the time....

[Kiwidave]

That'd be Wellington, NZ, not Wellington, Somerset 

Not many sheep in Wellington, given that's it a city, and build on hills that make the Eiger look flat.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

That'd be Wellington, NZ, not Wellington, Somerset 

Dont know so much - thought the well known Arab say - Girl for Posterity, Boy for fun - Sheep, Goat, Camel etc for extasy applied to Wales and the South West. 

IanS

[Vulpine]

My magic watch is always a hur slow !