Happy marriage?

Started by Chad, 12 September 2012, 12:22:08 PM

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Chad


My wife was screaming at me:   "Leave!!  Get out of this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

So I turned around and replied

"What? So now you want me to stay?"

FierceKitty

Do you really hate women, or did you just read too much Andy Capp at an impressionable age?
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Luddite

Laugh?  I nearly started...

Only I didn't.

Humour, it would seem, is very much like beauty.
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Chad

Don't shoot the messenger. I only post what gets sent to me.

If you're going to get personal I won't bother in future. #-o

Nosher

If political correctness had its way Chad the world would be a dreary, humourless place ;)
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

Luddite

Whereas the vitriol above was a barrel of laughs?
http://www.durhamwargames.co.uk/
http://luddite1811.blogspot.co.uk/

"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

Chad

Luddite

Did I say that?

As I said, I forward what I receive. If you or FK don't find it amusing so be it. If nobody else finds it amusing fine.

My previous note, was in response to FK's question as to whether I really hate women. I did not find that a particularly friendly response.

Here endeth all posts from me on this section of the forum. You and FK can be assured that you will no longer be offended by any further 'amusing' (or not as the case may be)
posts from me.



Luddite

Fair enough Chad, if that's the way you feel.

But seriously did you really find what seems to be basically a very nasty situation in which once person wishes a painful death on another, as expressed by your 'joke', funny?

Particularly on a friendly, light-hearted wargames forum open to public view, in which some forum members may have been through difficult divorces.

QuoteMy previous note, was in response to FK's question as to whether I really hate women.  I did not find that a particularly friendly response.

I for one didn't find you 'joke' at all friendly, and rather viciously unpleasant actually, so you taking offence when people point that out seems a somewhat churlish reaction to me.

Particularly after your posting of a litany of other rather unpleasant 'funny jokes'.

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http://luddite1811.blogspot.co.uk/

"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

Orcs

Quote from: FierceKitty on 12 September 2012, 12:29:16 PM
Do you really hate women, or did you just read too much Andy Capp at an impressionable age?

No he has obviously met my Ex  ;D ;D
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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

SimonF

Well I thought it was funny.............

Sandinista

So if you know someone has posted " a litany of other rather unpleasant 'funny jokes" do you open the posts just to get offended? If you know you will be upset why bother opening the post?

Luddite

14 September 2012, 10:59:59 AM #11 Last Edit: 14 September 2012, 11:04:08 AM by Luddite
I live in hope mate.  And take an interest in everything people say here.

You're right though.  
I'll just stay off commenting on Chad's jokes.

http://www.durhamwargames.co.uk/
http://luddite1811.blogspot.co.uk/

"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN