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Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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Raider4

19 October 2023, 11:32:30 AM #2490
Drove to Cheltenham yesterday.

Just as I drove past the entrance to GCHQ - well sign-posted, hardly secret - someone drove into the site. In an Aston Martin.

Made me chuckle at least.

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

19 October 2023, 11:33:38 AM #2491
No doubt the plate was OO07BND
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Last Hussar

19 October 2023, 11:36:20 AM #2492
RAF High Wycombe is only a few miles away - I used to regularly drive past. It was at the time Strike Command. Despite being easy to find, on Google Earth it was just woods.
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Last Hussar

19 October 2023, 09:15:04 PM #2493
Friend has just WhatsApp'ed me the old "I wear a red jacket so my me won't see me bleed. Now fetch me my brown trousers" joke.

The text is overlaid onto a picture of a soldier.

I have texted back "Well it is a picture of a Guards officer, post 1815."

He doesn't know about (in order)
Gorget
Blue facing
Bearskin
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Last Hussar

14 December 2023, 01:05:56 PM #2494
Your reminder that 'Die Hard' is not a Christmas Movie.

It is a movie which happens to be set at a Christmas party.

Christmas is NOT involved in the plot.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Raider4

14 December 2023, 01:25:46 PM #2495

QuoteYour reminder that 'Die Hard' is not a Christmas Movie.
Other opinions are available . . .

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

14 December 2023, 02:06:37 PM #2496
Quote from: Raider4 on 14 December 2023, 01:25:46 PMOther opinions are available . . .


If they disagree with mine they are WRONG !!!!!!  :d  :d  :d
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DecemDave

14 December 2023, 03:24:44 PM #2497
Yippee-Ki-Yay, Mother***ker!  would not be suitable for pre-school children in my area.  After that they will have heard it before.  :D

Duke Speedy of Leighton

14 December 2023, 06:00:36 PM #2498
It is the best Xmas movie of all time!
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Last Hussar

14 December 2023, 06:59:35 PM #2499
Quote from: Raider4 on 14 December 2023, 01:25:46 PMOther opinions are available . . .

IT'S NOT AN OPINION.
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Roy

28 January 2024, 03:24:31 PM #2500
Sidles up to the bar ...

Takes a look around the empty gin joint ...

Asks for a Bacon and Egg Martini ...

But there doesn't seem to be anyone to take my order.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Duke Speedy of Leighton

28 January 2024, 03:31:33 PM #2501
That's because you never say how you want your eggs done!
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Roy

28 January 2024, 03:37:26 PM #2502
Just read the wiki on Century Eggs. Not what I thought they'd be but, I'll give 'em a miss.

Pass me over the jar of pickled eggs, please.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Duke Speedy of Leighton

28 January 2024, 04:00:49 PM #2503
In or out your crisps?
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Orcs

28 January 2024, 08:25:40 PM #2504
Looks like the bar has run out of the Pork scratching's, Can I have a bag of the healthier "Chicken Itchings" with my Light and Bitter please.
 
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