Forum barfight

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

That clears that up, I'll just pop this in the centrifuge and then add the absenthe.
What a waste...

Of lemonade!

[fsn]

Did you really spend the WHOLE night drooling over the Pendraken website?

Yup. I think that's what's caused the rash.

[nikharwood]

Well, for a Friday night, itsh a bit bloody fecking quiet in here...

Time to break out the meths?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Most people drink it round here rather than trying to break it Nik!

Pass the bitters, I fancy a pink gin!

[nikharwood]

Will...will you stop with the girly-drinks FFS?!??!

Time to down a couple pints of Blue Bol, methinks.

Fancy a turps chaser? 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Maybe time for a rainbow:
red wine
Vodka and orange
Yellow chartreuse
Creme dè menthè
Blue Bols
Snakebite and black
Kir royal.

Put it in a pint glass, enjoy.

[nikharwood]

Sounds good to me. I'll have three 

[FierceKitty]

From here it looks like an  'OH DARK LORD GRANT US AZTECS' tattoo

Where can I get one?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Just jump in that web over there fiercekitty, there's a lady you'll be dieing to meet!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Someone catch that da*med cat and throw it out, it's getting nosier than the whines about sill 'ats.


Also - please read the notice at the door -

NO MEZOAMERICANS of FV4000 SERIES VEHICLES ADMITTED.

So FSN - GET THAT TANK OUT

IanS 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Left hand down a bit... Easy... Easy... Straightenstraight back now... up....

Cor, its difficult enough navigating FSN to the vehicle, let alone letting him drive it! One of you guys can be in charge of getting him out!

[Orcs]

He will try to hold himself in it and kick scream and bite when you try to get him out.

Just have that shot of sedative ready.

[Fenton]

Just have that shot of sedative ready.

Don't worry I have the latest 2x4 sedative ready ...recommended by the Uzbekistan Health Authority apparently

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Don't worry about him steering, set it in go and leave it, it'll make its own door. Scuse me, just going through to t'back

IanS

[fsn]

s'alright. I can manage.

Where do you want the new door?

[get2grips]

Where do you want the new door?

Tempting...very tempting...

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

A sunroof would be nice!


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[fsn]

Hang on, let's see what elevation I can get ...

[Orcs]

No FSN you need the blue pills to get elevation at your age!!!

[fsn]

The light blue or the dark blue? Or the turquoise blue? Or the special blue that tastes of Nottinghamshire?