Forum barfight

[Techno]

Dash of WD-40 too? I know how you like the shiny red straws.

Perfect !!

[nikharwood]

Red? Nah - blue is the colour. Isn't that right, Ray? 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Only for us Shrewsbury Town fans...

[Fenton]

Red? Nah - blue is the colour. Isn't that right, Ray? 

I would E'to that comment

[Techno]

Red? Nah - blue is the colour. Isn't that right, Ray? 

Don't forget me too.....
Cheers - Phil

[republic of tolworth]

Ottomans just lost to pesky Russian army

Double please barkeep.

[fsn]

Not vodka though, eh?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

*Slides a double raki down the bar, hides the vodka*

So, tell us what happened...?

[Hertsblue]

Red? Nah - blue is the colour. Isn't that right, Ray? 

Yup! Blues three, Benighted one. 

[republic of tolworth]

*grabbing raki*

[republic of tolworth]

*gulps down raki*
Russians, thousands of them. In nice neat lines with horrid muskets
*sob sob*

My poor cavalry 

[get2grips]

*gulps down raki*
Russians, thousands of them. In nice neat lines with horrid muskets
*sob sob*

My poor cavalry 

Don't worry, have a shot of this...

Blows dust off bottle.

Its Honey Jack Daniels...

...one sip and you'll forget all your other worries

[republic of tolworth]

JD, not a good idea, I get a bit 'fighty' on JD.
Mind you I'm in the right place I suppose.
*grabs bottle and starts glugging*

Right! Show me the Russians!

[fsn]

I can't get into the Bar Fight? Have you checked my credentials and found out I'm underage? 

Or has Dr Helen being spilling the beans again and letting slip that I should be drinking with my meds?

 

[Ithoriel]

Maybe Pendraken have had a C&D notice from Jack Daniels :-)

Can't get in either.

I dunno, you go outside for a pee (have you seen the state of the toilets in there) and some b****r has locked the door behind you 

[Techno]

You'll have to hang on.
Probably my fault.....I think I've smeared some of that expanding foam around the door frame from when I popped in last night.
Bet it's stuck the door to the frame....Sorry....I'll get the acetone.
Cheers - Phil

[republic of tolworth]

Well I managed to crawl out the toilet window.

I told you giving me JD was a bad idea!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I've been in school all day with year one, let me innnnnnnnnn!

[Sandinista]

got stuck at work for an extra 2 hours today I think I hear a beer calling me 

[Leon]

Not sure what happened there, but I've opened it up again now.  We've had a bit of a refurb, so there's a new range of cocktails, plus 37 real ales with silly names, and please try not to fall off the ridiculously oversized stools around the new poser tables.