Forum barfight

[fsn]

Oh, you did mean it literally. 

Sorry to hear that.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

She's gone through about six sets of linen, has got to the throwing up nothing stage and is crashed out on our bed.
Fingers crossed, she'll sleep through mostly.
Just serve yourselves, honesty box by the bar, it's the tin in the pool of salt water, connected to the running generator over there, standing in that rubber tray. You will need to stand barefoot on that metal sheet to pug anything in, it's a bit of an awkward throw.

[Techno]

Poor little mite.
Hope she makes a very speedy recovery Will.
Cheers - Phil.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

She slept the whole night without waking, much perkier this morning.
Right, let's have a look at the damage...

Oh...

My...

Erm...

Who tided up the glasses?
Someone restocked the bar!
Good range of real ales.
Even a lager for the girls and Nik.
Ohh, new tunes on the jukebox.
Liking the redecoration in the public bar too, nice chrome finish, not sure about the wallpaper.
Won't miss that Wild West theme...

And a new weapons rack! Wouldn't have thought of putting those in there.
*ker-klick*

[fsn]

That would be me! Don't you like the wallpaper? I thought the little bunches of violets would go with your eyes. Well the bruising anyway.

I've also made sure there's some sherry for the more sophisticated of us and the furniture is all that film prop stuff so that it doesn't really hurt when you get hit on the head with it ... when I get hit on the head with it.

[Techno]

Let's try it now !

[fsn]

*ouch* That *ow* wasn't too *ouch* successful *ouch*.

Could someone please ring for an ambulance?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

To quote the young ones, "That was the prop one Vivian was meant to break over my head in scene six maaaan!"

[Hertsblue]

I've found the prop one - I've just tried to sit on it. You missed some of the ceiling, fsn!     

[Fenton]

I've found the prop one - I've just tried to sit on it. You missed some of the ceiling, fsn!     

*coughs* actually the prop  is the the chair beside you 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

So much for the season of peace and goodwill!

CHARGE!

[fsn]

Mind you don't trip over Maenoferren!  He's passed out in the aisle again!

[Maenoferren]

Moi? I was just resting my eyes...

[fsn]

And you're OK with Hertsblue using you as a footstool?

[Maenoferren]

Just wait until he stands up. I have tied his shoelaces together.