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Last Hussar

18 February 2016, 07:48:22 PM #1940
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 18 February 2016, 10:35:13 AM
I Did, as you know Orcs eat anything.


EUGH!!!!   You hadn't washed your hands, this rat tastes like swarfega !!

Orcs do have some standards you know!!

No, no you don't
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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19 February 2016, 07:44:59 AM #1941
Quote from: fsn on 18 February 2016, 06:24:30 PM
That's too true to be funny.  :(

It now takes me 20 minutes to do the 2 miles to the sorting office. 

ONLY 20 minutes. Has taken me up to 2 hrs to get to the yard I deliver to in Widnes, queue started at the M56.......

IanS  :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Orcs

19 February 2016, 07:58:04 AM #1942
Quote from: Last Hussar on 18 February 2016, 07:48:22 PM
No, no you don't

Yes I do! , they may be low but they are standards :D
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Tawa

21 February 2016, 02:02:36 PM #1943
Quote from: fsn on 18 February 2016, 06:24:30 PM
That's too true to be funny.  :(

It now takes me 20 minutes to do the 2 miles to the sorting office. 

I'm guessing you live somewhere near me then  ;D
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Last Hussar

27 February 2016, 11:05:55 AM #1944
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

27 February 2016, 11:23:15 AM #1945
That's the spirit!
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

27 February 2016, 11:41:42 AM #1946
Quite down you lot, it's far too loud to read me book in here. Trip Phil up to stop him shooting himself.

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fsn

27 February 2016, 11:59:33 AM #1947
Oh! I read that one. "Who really painted 'Scotland for Ever'?" That's the one where the Butler actually did do it, isn't it? 



I've decided to be fashionable, so I'll have a pint of prosecco please.

No ice, but two umbrellas.

Classy.  :D
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

27 February 2016, 12:05:04 PM #1948
One white whine sprinter!
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Techno

27 February 2016, 12:50:25 PM #1949
Quote from: ianrs54 on 27 February 2016, 11:41:42 AM
Trip Phil up to stop him shooting himself.

BANG !!.....Whoops ! Sorry, Nobby.....I'll get you a plaster.  :-[

Who left their sodding foot there.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

27 February 2016, 01:09:12 PM #1950
Is that Ithorial's spare?
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Ithoriel

27 February 2016, 01:43:23 PM #1951
Not mine, I'm legless me ;)
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

27 February 2016, 01:50:50 PM #1952
You even missed Nobby. NEVER LET A WELSHMAN LOSE ON HIGH TECH KIT. Throws empty glass in general direction of brawl.

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Tawa

27 February 2016, 04:09:08 PM #1953
*starts whoopin' an' a hollerin' whilst blasting sixguns into the ceiling*  :D
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

27 February 2016, 07:46:12 PM #1954
Don't! Techno will get his Bren out again...

Plus I'm not sure the ceiling is entirely safe....
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Westmarcher

27 February 2016, 08:02:27 PM #1955
Gawd. Imagine Techno tripping over with a Bren.  X_X
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Techno

27 February 2016, 08:07:05 PM #1956
Check page 2 of this thread, Westie......It shows I can hold a Bren without falling over.
(Though, this IS the before photo !)  :D

Westmarcher

27 February 2016, 08:09:48 PM #1957
I remember it.   :)


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Orcs

27 February 2016, 08:50:28 PM #1958
Quote from: Techno on 27 February 2016, 12:50:25 PM
BANG !!.....Whoops ! Sorry, Nobby.....I'll get you a plaster.  :-[

Who left their sodding foot there.

Try again Phil  PLEASE !!!!!
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Techno

27 February 2016, 09:14:46 PM #1959
What ? ......Shoot Nobby properly ?  :o :o
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