Forum barfight

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Blimey, you're cutting down FSN!

[fsn]

... and a merry birthday and a happy new ukulele to you, kind sir, or madam. Sorry I've got my glasses on the wrong eyes, and my glasses are empty. Barman! Bar! Bar! Barry! Barkeep! Barman! Bar! Shop! Bar! Drinkies! Bar! Barry! Bar! ... Bar! ... Who do I have to ... oh there you are.  Sneaking up on a chap like a cat in slippers. I'll have a friend for my one here, and have yourself for one. So what's the garnished ...ghastly ... gassed ...   guest ale? Wait a min ... mini ... minim ... hang on ... I just have to see that ... yes. I have to see that.

Over there.

[Fenton]

Blimey!!!. I only mentioned to him outside that Pendraken were thinking of releasing an Aztec range

[getagrip]

He said the A word!!!

[Last Hussar]

I didn't know the Dray delivered Night nurse in 88 pint draught barrels.    FSN usually only has a shot from the bottle.

[Techno]

I think Nobby's getting very confused.

I just asked him what the time was, and he told me it was ten to Capricorn.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

His watch must be slow, it's at least quarter past Ares.

[Fenton]

Maybe he forgot about star sign saving time

[fsn]

Mink. Munk. Shot from the bottle! We've all tried it!  I've seen them ... where's my glass? That can't be mine, Old Thing, it's empty. Somebody said it was ten to Capri ... Ah! Those long nights with Gracie Fields. Capri Sun! Not for me. Always pass the straw right through and look like I've done something childish. Has the son passed over the yardarm? Athletic isn't he? Ten to ... that's right Barbie ... a hair of your mother's nightmare ... and diet Coke.  I scubes? I'm sorry, I've had a drink you know. Scubing quite innocently. Anyway, the story is that Disraeli had to put ... whatever happened to James Callaghan ... he was around here a minute ago ... MP for Port ... yes please ... leave the bottle. Anyways James Disraeli ... Hertsblue's a general? Why? Here's cheer! Are you sure that's port? tastes a bit ...

[Fenton]

Ah good, hes back to his normal self again

[Ithoriel]

Ladles and Jellyspoons,

I stand upon thish speech to make a ...a .... a platform. Hic!

An' I would jus' like to say .... like to say .... oh yesh! Just like to say that if you're having half as good a time as I am .... hic ... then .... then ... umm .... I'm having twice as good a time as you are!!

Hertsblue a general .... 'pon my soul ... whatever next ... who'd've thought ....

Hertsblue! May god bless her and all who sail in her!!

'nother pint of rumbaba, barman!

[fsn]

Hear! Hear!

Another pint of rhubarb crumble!

[getagrip]

Here, have a new cocktail I've invented.

It's called a Centurion and comes in a sho't glass.

Slides one down the bar....

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Merkerva having a laugh!
Those track marks are going to take weeks to shift!
To say nothing about the scratches on the bar top!

[fsn]

Awk! Centurion in a sho't glass. Thass funny because did you know ... what's in this? Garum? Anyway, I was saying that Prime Minister Jim Callaghan was ... tomato juice? Or am I bleeding from the nose again? Centurion ... you can get stuff now in Tesco's ... they need the money ... you put it in your water when ... not your water ... the water you use when you press you clothes ... and it smells all lavedemony ... and it makes all your shirts smell nice. It's water ... no thank you ... I'll have mine straight ... and you can scent your iron. Lovely tank. Did you you know that the Israeli had a version called a ...

nope, it's gone.

'nother Centurion in a sho't glass!