Second Opinion

[Ferb]

The doctor said, 'Harry, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

I was shocked and depressed. I wondered if I had anything to live for. I had no choice but to go under the knife. When I left the hospital, I was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but I felt like I was missing an important part of myself. As I walked down the street, I realized that I felt like a different person. I could make a new beginning and live a new life.

I saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit...'

I entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit. ‘The elderly tailor eyed me briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.'

I laughed, 'That's right, how you knew?'

Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

I tried on the suit it fitted perfectly.

As I, admired myself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

I thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed me and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

I was surprised, 'That's right, how you knew?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

I tried on the shirt and it fitted perfectly. I walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked,

'How about some new underwear?'

I thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.

I laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

[Leon]

 

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