Romantic Dinner

[Chad]

A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine

  restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

  Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly

  noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the

  woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way

  down his chair and out of sight under the table.  Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently   unaware her dining companion had disappeared.

The waitress went   over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think

  your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up   at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the   door."

[Leon]

 

[Techno]

Dear, oh dear, oh dear.....
Cheers - Phil.

[peterdong]