Pics of our trees!

[Techno]

..and Pembrokeshire....Anyway, back to the trees...."It's never a willow !"..
From my favourite Monty P sketch.

Cheers - Phil.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Number 2 - The Larch ?

ianS

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

The Larch...

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Python - how to idetify trees.....

ianS

[Techno]

"This is a hold up - Not a botany lesson !" .....Thus spake Dennis Moore.

Cheers - Phil.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

But he's not in this bit.......


IanS

[Leman]

a photo of alder cones - not properly finished yet.

[republic of tolworth]

In a bunch, In a bunch.




I know it's anal, but adders are venomous, not poisonus. (it's the jobsworth in me )

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I know it's ****, but adders are venomous, not poisonus. (it's the jobsworth in me )

Probably tase like chicken........

Be careful collecting cones - could with anoracks like me - be considered as theft.

IanS

[NTM]

Be careful collecting cones - could with anoracks like me - be considered as theft.

Can you be considered an anorak if you can't actually spell it correctly? 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Pedent den 

IanS

[Leman]

Vhy couldn't the viper vipe 'er nose?
Because the adder 'ad 'er 'ankerchief.

What's the difference between Prince Charles, Yul Brynner and Guy the gorilla?
One's the heir apparent, one has no hair apparent and the other has a hairy parent.

Merry Christmas everyone!!

[OldenBUA]

Now back to the topic of trees. Sort of.

The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out. Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" says Noah. "Cut down some trees and let us live there", say the snakes. Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, "Want to tell me how the trees helped?" "Certainly", say the snakes. "We're adders, and we need logs to multiply."