Next business idea...

[Hertsblue]

Friend just posted this on Faceache - thought it was apt...
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by idiots that just drink coffee, juices, carbonated drinks, milk, water, and crap like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.

They cause three times as many accidents.

Yeah, but drinking and pedalling a small, mobile nissen-hut deserves a catagory of its own. 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Friend just posted this on Faceache - thought it was apt...
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by idiots that just drink coffee, juices, carbonated drinks, milk, water, and crap like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.

They cause three times as many accidents.

Lies, damn Lies and Statistics.........

Dont forget tin hats caused head wounds in 1915 !

IanS

[Luddite]

My grandfather had a bicycle that was self propelled and knew it's way back home from any pub in our home town.

Leastways that's what my grandmother reckoned seeing as he always managed to get home on his bike, no matter how drunk he was.

Having spent some time working down in the rural West Country, there appears to be a variety of tractors, Land Rovers, and even a landlord's transit van with similar properties...

[Leon]

Having spent some time working down in the rural West Country, there appears to be a variety of tractors, Land Rovers, and even a landlord's transit van with similar properties...

I got a lift home once in one of those particular Land Rovers in Cornwall, after my car had broke down in the middle of nowhere!  I'd already walked 2 miles in the dark, after the lift I wished I'd continued on foot... 

[Hertsblue]

My brother, who works in a south Devon pub, always got home because the lane between the pub and his house was the same width as his car... 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

My brother, who works in a south Devon pub, always got home because the lane between the pub and his house was the same width as his car... 

It had green go-faster stripes then ? 

IanS

[Hertsblue]

It had green go-faster stripes then ? 

IanS

Nothing go-faster about my brother, believe me.