Nevri (@British_Brainrot TV)

Started by Big Insect, 11 March 2026, 09:50:29 AM

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Big Insect

Having had our 4th parcel in the last 6 months go missing yesterday, and that doesn't include the ones that they have managed to 'edited' or opened & damage (funny that is always new shoes or Lego for the grandchildren - never the cleaning products that go missing or get opened  :-\) by the (so called) parcel delivery company known as 'Evri' I came across the following Youtube video that just about sums them up exactly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne4F0QYrfGE

This then led onto a series of other similar videos all made by @ British_Brainrot TV [https://www.youtube.com/@British_Brainrot ] about various modern so-called customer services companies.

I nearly wet myself watching the one on Britons roads and pot-holes and the 'Uber' one is equally as good.
Maybe you have to be of a certain age but I think whoever is making these needs a medal!

Cheers
Mark
NB: We are now heading towards asking a supplier who their delivery provider is, and if it is Evri, we wont buy from them and will tell them that directly.
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Ithoriel

When Hermes rebranded to Evri local wags insisted it was recognition that "evri parcel is lost, stolen or damaged!"
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Big Insect

Quote from: Ithoriel on 11 March 2026, 02:40:02 PMWhen Hermes rebranded to Evri local wags insisted it was recognition that "evri parcel is lost, stolen or damaged!"

Just shows that you cannot solve an underlying issue with a 'rebrand' - IMHO they are systemically broken as a business.
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Orcs

Well thanks to Big Insect thats another hour of my life I won't get back. Did find some of the clips quite funny though.

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Big Insect

The 'Dreggs' and TK Max & Primark ones are also most amusing - although all are almost too close to the truth!  :'(  :'(  :'(
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sultanbev

Quote from: Big Insect on 11 March 2026, 09:50:29 AMNB: We are now heading towards asking a supplier who their delivery provider is, and if it is Evri, we wont buy from them and will tell them that directly.

Me too. Evri are a shower of sh*te. They don't even knock anymore, just throw things over a backyard wall that might vaguely be the one yard that is yours.

If I buy anything from the likes of ebay/vinted/ebid, I'll ask the seller for a RM delivery option if they don't already provide it, even it means paying a quid or so more. Otherwise no sale. If I used social media at all I'd organise a nationwide boycott  >:(

Quote from: Orcs on 11 March 2026, 04:52:11 PMWell thanks to Big Insect thats another hour of my life I won't get back
Luckily I've blocked Youtube on my pc now, I was spending far too much time on it, so I'll keep my hour thank you :)