The French

[nikharwood]

[with apologies in advance  ]

The London to Paris train was quite crowded when a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"  

The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
 
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog. He returned and said "Please, ma'am, may I sit down? It's a long journey and I'm very tired."
 
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"    

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog and tossed it out the carriage window and sat down.  
 
The woman shrieked, "Someone defend me! Put this American in his place!"  

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing, you hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your cars on the wrong side of the road, and now, sir, you appear to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."

[Nosher]

 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Isn't that one encouraged by the Discrimination Act.

IanS

[Arsenus]

^^

I like it! ^^

[Maenoferren]

Mwah ha ha ha

[Steve J]

 That made me chuckle;D.

[Pruneau]

Hahahah 

[sixsideddice]