Top Totty!

[Luddite]

Smell of fish eh?

[ronan]

I don't understand why I used to dislike fishing.
I've changed my mind ! And I'd like to catch some of these !   

[Luddite]

I must say the first one would be especially enjoyable to pass an afternoon with on a riverbank.

[Techno]

Not round here it wouldn't !
You'd probably end up with anaemia from all the midge bites.......Wretched little .......er.... things.
Cheers - Mr Itchy.

[petercooman]

Oh, as if if they had a choice between the two of you they would come to bite you instead of her...

[Nosher]

I would happily let any (or all) of the three assist me with 'my tackle'...

C'mon! There must be cheesier totty/fishing jokes out there??

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Only because she was an old trout...

Morning Nosher, you got the early shift too?

[petercooman]

I would happily let any (or all) of the three assist me with 'my tackle'...

C'mon! There must be cheesier totty/fishing jokes out there??

'they could reel me in anytime'

[fsn]

I'd let her handle my rod?

[petercooman]

Good one :p

[Nosher]

Only because she was an old trout...

Morning Nosher, you got the early shift too?

Was just in from a 6pm to 6am shift.. and this was the pefect tonic for a night dealing with drunk and disorderlys (and that was just my colleagues!)   

Anyway, back on topic - totty/fishing quips

"She handled my tackle like a commensurate expert and took to the tricks of fly fishing quickly. With a deft flick of the wrist she had my rod twitching and my head reeling..."

Oh dear...

[Fenton]

Do you think she would be able to  handle my telescopic/extendable pole at all?

Although my first thought was...Poor love, must be freezing in all the skimpy clothing, and rubber coming up to her thighs..Oh I'm off for a lie down

[Fenton]

I wonder if she ever has a little nibble?

[Nosher]

Finbarr Sauders and his Double Entendres eat your heart out!

[Techno]

Fnnrrr, Fnrrrr.....Not that I'd ever read such smut.
Cheers - Phil