Top Totty!

Started by Leon, 15 November 2010, 02:08:27 AM

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Roy

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Ithoriel

Looking for a recipe for Herring Fillets in a Thai sauce and mistyped herring as herrig. Found a much tastier dish, especially as I'm vegetarian!

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Quote from: Ithoriel on 14 February 2016, 01:49:53 PM

Looking for a recipe for Herring Fillets in a Thai sauce and mistyped herring as herrig. Found a much tastier dish, especially as I'm vegetarian!


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FierceKitty

I don't think we have herrings here in our seas.
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Ithoriel

Despite which at least two of our local supermarkets have Herring Fillets in Thai Sauce. Being a cheapskate I wondered if I could make it cheaper than the cost of the pre-prepared versions.
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Last Hussar

Herrings aren't vegetables.

They are, however, according to a folk song, the king of the fish.
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Leman

Is it a Dutch folk song by any chance?
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FierceKitty

Quote from: Ithoriel on 14 February 2016, 11:34:48 PM
Despite which at least two of our local supermarkets have Herring Fillets in Thai Sauce. Being a cheap skate I wondered if I could make it cheaper than the cost of the pre-prepared versions.


We don't see skate in our shops here either, alas. I miss a good rai aux buerre noir.
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Roy

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WHY can't wargaming have such a calendar?! Billions of books on rules and stupid little details, but no top totty calendars  :'(

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Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Leman

I thought there were calendars available with women in suitably adjusted Napoleonic gear. Not a great fan of the Napoleonic period though. Prefer earlier or later.
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Roy

Sorry, I mean actually wargaming focused and not militaria / military history in general.

Ladies playing games, or painting toy soldiers, or reading a rules book. Obviously in ludicrously short/tight/inappropriate clothing that would see me labelled as a Jack the Lad or a Yobbo for admitting to looking at such 'bloke-ish' material. Throw enough money at a page 3 girl and I'm sure that she'd have no qualms to humour us and play with toy soldiers during a photo shoot.

Obviously, to make it tasteful, the rules and figures used would have to be suitably 'old school', then such a calendar would at least have a little bit of culture. I wonder if such a venture could receive Lottery Funding?  ;D 
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Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

toxicpixie

Donate the monies in and maybe!

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Leman

Don't you mean tottery funding Roy?
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Chris Pringle

Surely this could be crowdsourced simply by Forum members persuading their wives / girlfriends / significant others to be photographed with their hands on their little soldiers?

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