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Last Hussar

04 February 2014, 10:33:28 PM #1530 Last Edit: 04 February 2014, 11:50:24 PM by nikharwood
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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DaveL

06 February 2014, 09:28:18 PM #1531
Hi.  Why don't the latest Mongol releases look like the Mongol girls featured here?!!!!!!

DaveL

Last Hussar

06 February 2014, 11:54:32 PM #1532
I'm worried

48 hours without an update here.

Is Harwood dead?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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get2grips

07 February 2014, 09:45:08 AM #1533
Quote from: Last Hussar on 06 February 2014, 11:54:32 PM

Is Harwood dead?

No, he is preparing for his interview with Leon: he's applied as CEO of the Top Totty Thread :D

Luddite

07 February 2014, 11:19:41 AM #1534




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07 February 2014, 01:19:31 PM #1535
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Techno

07 February 2014, 02:14:47 PM #1536
I think they've been photoshopped in.  :P ;)
(Not going to believe any pictures I see on the net anymore !!....Mumble, mumble, sulk, grizzle !)
Cheers - Phil.

get2grips

07 February 2014, 02:34:20 PM #1537
Quote from: Techno on 07 February 2014, 02:14:47 PM
I think they've been photoshopped in.  :P ;)
(Not going to believe any pictures I see on the net anymore !!....Mumble, mumble, sulk, grizzle !)
Cheers - Phil.

;D ;D ;D

They look rea to me...

Oh... :-[ I see what you meant now :-[  :D

fsn

07 February 2014, 02:37:57 PM #1538
To be fair I've done that whilst skating.

Don't half make your eyes water.
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fsn

07 February 2014, 02:40:36 PM #1539
Quote from: get2grips on 07 February 2014, 09:45:08 AM
No, he is preparing for his interview with Leon: he's applied as CEO of the Top Totty Thread :D

Hope he remembers a two piece suit isn't jacket and waistcoat.
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fsn

07 February 2014, 04:32:41 PM #1540
For SundayGeneral, who is thinking about an Elf army ....



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ronan

07 February 2014, 06:01:11 PM #1541
where is the Totty ?




sorry... !
:D

Last Hussar

07 February 2014, 06:13:30 PM #1542
Quote from: ronan on 07 February 2014, 06:01:11 PM
where is the Totty ?




sorry... !
:D

I don't think much of yours...


Mind you, those curlers can polish my stones.  Quick rub, make sure its all nice and slippy.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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fsn

08 February 2014, 08:51:03 AM #1543
Anyone who knows anything about REAL elves knows that they actually a bit chunky. All this thin and elegant elf nonsense was put about by JRR Tolkein who spent a lot of his time in a a GentleElf's Club, putting dandelion leaves into elven g-strings.

It's a little known fact that Marilyn Monroe was actually an elf, but was expelled because of her deformed ears. She used her fame to repeatedly show off her cropped ears to annoy elf spies, which lead to a clan of hill-elves from Virginia hiring a dark elf assassin to do away with her.

Tolkien was also a bit biased about Dwarves. They're actually about six foot six and most male dwarves spend two hours every morning shaving and personal grooming. David Beckham is a dwarf who lives in the world of man because he's fed up of being called "shorty" by his sisters.     
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

08 February 2014, 08:53:28 AM #1544
Pills - NOW

IanS  ;)
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