Top Totty!

[Matt J]

Isn't botox dangerous?

only to your bank balance

And is thread vein removal really a thing?

apparently so, the veins are treated to intense light until they rupture.

Hang on a minute though. I threw this out there because I was told loads of woman over a certain age have this sort of thing done and more. Have I been misled  or do you lot need to check your credit card statements better....

nice selection of fur Roy

[Techno]

Botox uses the bacteria that causes botulism, doesn't it ? 

Cheers - Phil

[Leman]

I discovered today that Pollex means thumb, so I raise my pollex to that.

[Orcs]

No longer necessary. The little red light is already on in people's minds. My work is done.

Farewell. We may visit your planet again....

Does not  work with me, I removed the bulb 

[Roy]

[skywalker]

Roy, you are the true source of delightful pictures 

[Tawa]

I can haz.....? 

[Last Hussar]

Does not  work with me, I removed the bulb 

Usually with Orcs its the other way round - Lights on, nobody home...

[Ithoriel]

Something a little more steam-punkish

[Last Hussar]

From here

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Noch-36843-Nudists/dp/B000KN9EQI/ref=pd_sim_21_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=415Lnl2LOYL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=31GJDZCVHEHCDJ7SRNN2

[FierceKitty]

DON'T buy these on Amazon. Go direct to websites, esp. Japanese ones, and pay a small fraction of the price.

[Leman]

I see you get an exercising Ed Balls in that set.

[Subedai]

DON'T buy these on Amazon. Go direct to websites, esp. Japanese ones, and pay a small fraction of the price.

And there speaks the voice of experience!

MickS

[Leman]

And notice the name - FKK Bad End.

[fsn]

Re-railing the thread. (Ed Balls!)

[Roy]

Caption Competition 





& please don't lower the tone with sensible replies 

[Subedai]

Caption Competition 



& please don't lower the tone with sensible replies 

Now if I can breathe out just a bit more so I can get right underneath, when I breathe in I can jack this car up all by myself.

MickS

[fsn]

"Oh no!" said Techno "I'll never get this fixed in time for my performance at the Club."

[fsn]

* Daisy was just biding her time. Soon, it would be her turn to do the milking!

* What do you mean, "it's more fun with the stool the other way up"?

[fsn]

* Mindy was so ashamed of her cold sore, that she hid her face when she saw Scott coming.

* After the accident, her air bags went off.

* Janice had been told that BMWs were a penis substitute, but she couldn't find the substitute penis anywhere on the car.