Top Totty!

[fsn]

Gentlemen!

These last posts have a distinct lack of tottiness.

I redress the balance.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Yum!

[FierceKitty]

My word, pix on these pages not pruriently covering up with endless textiles. Careful, all, it'll be about women rather than about male fantasies one of these days!

[Ithoriel]

My word, pix on these pages not pruriently covering up with endless textiles. Careful, all, it'll be about women rather than about male fantasies one of these days!

Not while it consists of pictures like these. The line we should not cross is behind us once more IMHO. These pictures are about male fantasies not about the women if ever pictures were.

[fsn]

I apologise if those last caused some offence, but at least we're not talking about bloomin' football.






Better?

[FierceKitty]

I hope I haven't given the impression of objecting to fantastic undraped females. I don't.

[Techno]

But the egg-chasers have sharper teeth, it appears. 

Biting

South African prop Johan Le Roux bit New Zealand hooker Sean Fitzpatrick's ear during a scrum during a test in 1994, receiving an 18 month ban.[9] After the disciplinary hearing he stated that "For an 18-month suspension, I feel I probably should have torn it off". Kevin Yates, an English international, was cited for foul play in 1998 by London Scottish after a player suffered a serious injury to his left ear[14] and subsequently received a six month ban.[15] In 2008 an English club player was banned for eighty weeks following a biting incident that left a player with "a partial amputation of the right index finger".[16] A Welsh club rugby player was jailed for a year in 2008 for biting an opponents earlobe off.[17] After a scuffle during a 2009 rugby match in the Cape Town suburb of Brackenfell, a player had to have his fingertip reattached after an alleged biting incident.[18]

And there was that awfully nice Mr Tyson.....who took a chunk out of his opponent's (Evander Holyfield ?) lughole a few years back.

Cheers - Phil.

[fsn]

Ahem! Topic!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

FSN - OBJECTING TO A HIJACK 

IanS

[fsn]

There are some things that need to be taken seriously.

[fsn]

For the cyclists in Yorkshire ...

[Ithoriel]

How come all the keen cyclists I know are either MAMILs or "trick cyclists" rather than ones looking like this?

[fsn]

3rd picture down doesn't seem to have the right idea at all.

[Last Hussar]

Can somebody have "the talk" with FSN.

[fsn]

These girls seem equally clueless. 

[Techno]

Are these Hoplite poses ?
I ask purely for information. 
Cheers - Phil.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

No, they are hop along poses when the Mrs catches you on here!

[fsn]

I dunno, I think I can see her aspis.

[Last Hussar]

No 'Neighbourhood bike' jokes?

[FierceKitty]

Great seat on number three.