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Techno

14 June 2014, 04:47:08 PM #1860
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil

Duke Speedy of Leighton

14 June 2014, 04:55:11 PM #1861
 ;) ;D

How about a female standard bearer, baring... Erm... Her standards!
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fsn

16 June 2014, 06:05:29 PM #1862
Like these?




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Ace of Spades

16 June 2014, 08:29:07 PM #1863
I think they still got pretty high standards... higher than mine at least... :D

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FierceKitty

16 June 2014, 11:59:54 PM #1864
Mmmmm, I love Asian women. :)
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cameronian

24 June 2014, 06:28:07 PM #1865
That's not a woman that's a blow up doll.
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Luddite

24 June 2014, 06:41:20 PM #1866 Last Edit: 24 June 2014, 06:45:06 PM by Luddite
Couldn't agree more FK...











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FierceKitty

25 June 2014, 01:37:01 AM #1867
You should see the 25-year-old Taiwanese visitor sitting opposite me at the breakfast table right now. You'd stop needling me about Mexican armies and start sending me jealous letter-bombs right away.
(smug and lecherous smile)
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

25 June 2014, 05:37:10 AM #1868
Lucky man!
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FierceKitty

25 June 2014, 05:39:41 AM #1869
Alas, she's now on the 'bus to Cambodia. But should be stopping by again on her way home in a week. (growls carnivorously)
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fsn

25 June 2014, 06:44:02 AM #1870
All girls are lovely but I must confess I regret letting my Indian girlfriend get away. I love Indian girls.



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FierceKitty

25 June 2014, 07:30:53 AM #1871
I see your point.
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Hertsblue

25 June 2014, 09:05:36 AM #1872
One of the bonuses to watching the Indian Premier League cricket is the way the cameramen zoom  in on all the pretty girls.  =P~ =P~ =P~ 
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

25 June 2014, 09:38:32 AM #1873
Quote from: Hertsblue on 25 June 2014, 09:05:36 AM
One of the bonuses to watching the Indian Premier League cricket is the way the cameramen zoom  in on all the pretty girls.  =P~ =P~ =P~ 

MCP (lost me club members tie  ;D)

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Nosher

25 June 2014, 02:30:04 PM #1874
Quote from: Hertsblue on 25 June 2014, 09:05:36 AM
One of the bonuses to watching the Indian Premier League cricket is the way the cameramen zoom  in on all the pretty girls.  =P~ =P~ =P~ 

Especially Priety Zinta...

The BBC and ITV have been zooming in on girls for the last fortnight every night at 5, 8 and 11pm. Careful! Some of them bite :o
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Techno

25 June 2014, 04:15:53 PM #1875
Welcome back Nosher !!
Cheers - Phil.

Nosher

25 June 2014, 04:38:53 PM #1876
Quote from: Techno on 25 June 2014, 04:15:53 PM
Welcome back Nosher !!
Cheers - Phil.

Cheers Buddy ;)
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

25 June 2014, 05:08:12 PM #1877
Nosher! Good to see you. :D
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Luddite

26 June 2014, 07:01:37 AM #1878
Quote from: Nosher on 25 June 2014, 02:30:04 PM
Especially Priety Zinta...

The BBC and ITV have been zooming in on girls for the last fortnight every night at 5, 8 and 11pm. Careful! Some of them bite :o

Suarez, THE best player in The Beautiful Game takes it to a new level, by pulling out that rarest, and most treasured, of kissball moves; the Love Bite.

Lovely to see in the modern game, and a lesson for all the kids out there.
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"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

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"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

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Hertsblue

26 June 2014, 07:13:41 AM #1879 Last Edit: 26 June 2014, 07:15:12 AM by Hertsblue
But the egg-chasers have sharper teeth, it appears.  :o :o :o

Biting

South African prop Johan Le Roux bit New Zealand hooker Sean Fitzpatrick's ear during a scrum during a test in 1994, receiving an 18 month ban.[9] After the disciplinary hearing he stated that "For an 18-month suspension, I feel I probably should have torn it off". Kevin Yates, an English international, was cited for foul play in 1998 by London Scottish after a player suffered a serious injury to his left ear[14] and subsequently received a six month ban.[15] In 2008 an English club player was banned for eighty weeks following a biting incident that left a player with "a partial amputation of the right index finger".[16] A Welsh club rugby player was jailed for a year in 2008 for biting an opponents earlobe off.[17] After a scuffle during a 2009 rugby match in the Cape Town suburb of Brackenfell, a player had to have his fingertip reattached after an alleged biting incident.[18]

[extracted from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_play_in_rugby_union]

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