Getting Old

[Westmarcher]

Uuuuh!   

OK, for new forum members and the old and doddery ones, an explanation ....

Well spotted, Bill. By "OPE" I presume you mean Oik of the Pendraken Empire. Alas, it is a knighthood, awarded by Phil in the Pendraken Honours list 2015 for pissing him off .... which I still cherish, by the way (I'll check out what's happened to the Direct Debit, Phil), and have not renounced, merely omitted from my moniker to reflect the modest and outstanding chappy that I am (and probably because I shaved too far when removing the hairy caterpillar from the top lip).

Signed - Sir Oik (of Westmarch) of that Ilk. 

P.S. As many of my fine fellow members will have noted, there was no Pendraken Honours list in 2016 but rumour is it may make a comeback in 2017 with Orcs, in recognition of his recent outstanding services to japery, receiving the honorific, "Count."
At least I think that's what Phil said .. 

[Leman]

  - oooer! I remember marking a child's book once, after he made a spelling error with King Cnut.

[FierceKitty]

Reminds me of an engagingly mis-labelled melon in a Bangkok supermarket.... One vowel can make a fair bit of difference.

[Orcs]

Reminds me of an engagingly mis-labelled melon in a Bangkok supermarket.... One vowel can make a fair bit of difference.

AS none of us speak Thai ( apart from Jig, jig and "I love you long time")  you will have to expand this a bit

[FierceKitty]

It was meant to be labelled in English. I'm sure you can work out what a cantaloupe could be turned into without getting me into trouble for using a word that many people find offensive.

p.s.  ME love you long time.

[Orcs]

It was meant to be labelled in English. I'm sure you can work out what a cantaloupe could be turned into without getting me into trouble for using a word that many people find offensive.

p.s.  ME love you long time.

HMMMM!  let me have a think??

[Leman]

Come off it FK! We've never met.

[FierceKitty]

Yes, babee, but me so horny!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Yes, babee, but me so horny!

BUT WE DONT WHISH TO KNOW THAT- VERY MUCH SO.

[ErHo]

BUT WE DONT WHISH TO KNOW THAT- VERY MUCH SO.

Speak for yourself!

[Raider4]

Speak for yourself!

Hmm, you're fitting in very well here, I can tell.

Cheers, M.
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[Ithoriel]

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