Which one of you oiks........

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Me I'd throw the Kat a die, keep it amused for hours....

[FierceKitty]

Nine lives. We can handle lots of those die things.

[Techno]

Table tennis balls will keep a cat amused for hours.

(And now another package from Amazon has turned up.....A crepe bandage to go with the year's supply of plasters....Anything else, Nobby ?)



Cheers - Phil

[FierceKitty]

Table tennis balls will keep a cat amused for hours.

Unless you actually buy the things to entertain your moggies, in which case they aren't interested, of course.

[fsn]

...Anything else, Nobby ?)

I am being maligned. 

[Techno]

Who else knows my address and would send me first aid stuff. 

Cheers - Phil

[sunjester]

Who else knows my address and would send me first aid stuff. 

Cheers - Phil

I can't speak for the first part, but for the later almost anyone who knows you or knows of you! 

[Techno]

Only the members of the forum know how accident prone I am. 

Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

... and several medical professionals,

... the Guinness book of records

... a couple of documentary crews

... and the Guild of Swan Uppers.

[mollinary]

Can't say. I only describe, never prescribe.

But I was only asking for an opinion, not a prescription.

[Orcs]

While I suspect Nobby, it might have been a mistake.

Mrs Orcs ordered a cushion for out garden bench. When it arrived the DPD courier said " Here is your parcel plus one for Free"

Mrs Orcs " I have only ordered one thing"

DPD man " It has your address label stuck to it so I can drop it off here"

Mrs Orcs "What is it"

DPD man " I don't know but its for France and it will take me ages to sort it out back at the depot, It has your address label on it so I can leave it here"

Which is what he did, and promptly went.

On further examination it was from a company in Germany for a person in France, and it was one of these


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Outdoor-Swimming-Pool-Shower-Solar-Powered-Heated-Shower-Showering-Stand-35L-/352159360606?epid=1753592806&hash=item51fe55665e:g:ekkAAOSw1uRZrtjv


So we now have to email German company and tell them to collect it or we will dispose of it   ( I will mention that we in Great Britain have  had more than our fill of unwanted metal  objects "dropped off" here by Germans  )

[Techno]

Nobby swears it wasn't him.

The list of suspects is fairly small.  :- :- :- :- :- :-

Cheers - Perplexed of Wales.

[fsn]

[Techno]

I should know by this time tomorrow. 

Cheers - Phil.

[fsn]