Rude Joke - Clean Punchline

Started by Last Hussar, 24 May 2016, 11:28:15 PM

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Last Hussar

24 May 2016, 11:28:15 PM
A simple little game.

Post the punchline, and only the punchline to a joke.

The Punchline must be clean; safe for work, TMP and Americans. No redaction or censorship

The actual joke must be rude- the filthier the better.

DO NOT POST THE JOKE.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Last Hussar

24 May 2016, 11:28:39 PM #1
I can't help it- Paddy is picking pineapples.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Ithoriel

25 May 2016, 12:05:01 AM #2
No, that filthy!
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FierceKitty

25 May 2016, 12:18:23 AM #3
Honey, this one's eating my popcorn.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Leman

25 May 2016, 06:22:41 AM #4
So she gave me the mining rights to Brazil.
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

25 May 2016, 06:25:11 AM #5
Not iften you see a Reliant Robin in the fast lane.
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Raider4

25 May 2016, 04:12:40 PM #6
No, you don't understand. "Chunks" is my dog.

fsn

25 May 2016, 04:20:20 PM #7
No, I said "prick his boil".
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Ithoriel

25 May 2016, 04:41:45 PM #8
... the biggest Bengal Tiger you've ever seen!
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

25 May 2016, 05:17:21 PM #9
I said "Ping Pong balls"!
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Fenton

25 May 2016, 05:40:37 PM #10
So the next morning  my brother became the Guinness Book of  World record holder for keepie uppie
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fsn

25 May 2016, 06:03:35 PM #11 Last Edit: 25 May 2016, 06:44:50 PM by fsn
It was Techno all along!




No, hang on, that wasn't a joke. That was the statement given to the nice police officer.

Still that stoat was never the same.

And the girl guide is still seeing the counselor.

Not to mention that Mrs T can't eat porridge.

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Leman

25 May 2016, 06:19:24 PM #12
No! I said she's holding me hostage.
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d_Guy

25 May 2016, 06:44:04 PM #13
By the way, tomorrow night is your turn in the barrel.
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Ithoriel

25 May 2016, 07:01:25 PM #14
We usually use the camel to get in to town!
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data
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