Finally some truth about old age.....

[Chad]

My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds.  Only 20 to go.

Ate salad for dinner!  Mostly croutons & tomatoes.  Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.  And cheese.   And sausage and pepperoni.
OK, FINE, it was a pizza.  I ate a pizza.

How to prepare Tofu:
1.  Throw it in the trash.
2.  Grill some Meat.

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

I don't mean to brag but...... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

Kids today don't know how easy they have it.  When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented.... I forgot where I was going with this.

I love being over 65.   I learn something new every day....... and forget 5 others.

A thief broke into my house last night...... He started searching for money so I woke up and helped him search.

My dentist told me I need a crown.  I was like:  I KNOW!  Right?

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

[Ithoriel]

 

I used to be worried about dementia .... I can't remember why.

I worried about going mad too ... lots of people do go mad you know ... but it's OK ... I'm not people, I'm a tractor!

[fsn]

 

[Subedai]

Non pc I know but I howled when I first heard it.

There is a dementia march in the middle of a city and you can clearly hear the marchers chanting...

'WHAT DO WE WANT?'
'WE DON'T KNOW'
'WHEN DO WE WANT IT?'
'WHAT!'