The Wargamer, The Banana, The Naked Lady and a Chimpanzee

[Orcs]

I have changed the friends name - you will see why later.  But Sunjester knows who he is. It is a true story. Told to us by "Trevor". Although quite why he was so proud of it we don't know.

Some years ago a friend of mine (I won't mention your name Trevor),went to Amsterdam with some friends. (They can't have been very good friends).
They go out drinking and go from one establishment to the next. eventually ending up in a bar with a stage on which attractive young ladies dance until they are naked.

After a while (and a few beers) an attractive lady walks onstage with no clothes on holding a banana and asked for a volunteers. Trevors (good??) friends point at him shouting loudly "Choose him ! Choose him ! Its his Birthday! ( It wasn't his birthday)  but the nice lady chose him anyway.

She then asked very provocatively him to remove his trousers and pants. Trevor very drunk tried to do so, but needed the ladies help. She asked him if he liked Bananas.  Trevor said "yes" The lady peeled the banana, lay down on stage and placed the banana strategically. She then asked him to eat the banana (well as much as he could see).

Trevor knelt down on all fours  and with cheers from the audience started to eat the Banana. Just as he took the second bite a very excited Chimpanzee came from behind and jumped onto him trying to mate with him.  

Needless to say he did not manage to finish the banana.

[fsn]

There's a lesson there for us all.

[Orcs]

There's a lesson there for us all.

Yep - NEVER trust a Woman with a banana

[d_Guy]

Shocking!  Did any progeny come from this spectical?

[fsn]

I was thinking more that even if your goal is in front of you, make certain your rear is secure.

[fsn]

Ah! But women can be tricksie!

[Leman]

I got a banana and I aint afraid to use it!