English - Urban Dictionary Definition. Specially for FK

Started by Orcs, 16 February 2016, 10:05:21 AM

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Orcs

 English
a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

FierceKitty

This one was posted a year or two ago, I believe. Still very true.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Ithoriel

The actual quote, from James Nicoll is:

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary."

One of my favourite and oft repeated quotes. I take a Wildean attitude to the clever conversation of others :D

Oscar Wilde: I wish I had said that.
James McNeill Whistler: You will, Oscar, you will.

Also - finally remembered preview is working again!
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

DanJ

Quote"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary."

How very true, and if there's no other language around to purloin then a new word will spontaneously pop into existence, be used for as long as it's relevant or useful then be abandoned to the desolate wastes of the OED.

Last Hussar

Paraphased by Stephen Fry as "English doesn't so much borrow from other languages, but hangs around dark alleys and mugs them."
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Leman

I did a sketch of a ketch and a dinghy in the bungalow on my ranch yesterday. I was asked to do some proper work, but thought maƱana, popped the canvas on the easel, et voila!
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!