A General Apology

[Orcs]

I have jusrt re-read some of my recent posts and have realised that I seem  to be turning into FSN

THis has deeply worried me , but I should like to appologise unreservedy to all the forum members (with the exception of FSN who should be flattered )

I wil now go to bed and take some blue and orange pills, that taste of a Russian female shot-putters armpits. The fact I know this, is another story for a more specialised forum.

[d_Guy]

Speaking only for myself (OK and for the constituency of female Russian shot putters to whoI am blatantly pandering) I accept your heartfelt and much overdue apology!

[paulr]

I would blame the Zambian mouse 

[Techno]

I have jusrt re-read some of my recent posts and have realised that I seem  to be turning into FSN

Not the only person you seem to turn into on certain occasions.  

Cheers - Phil

I've just read one of your recent posts.......You do turn into Nobby sometimes, don't you ?.....Very much so.

[fsn]

Well I have been a little busy recently.

It's nice to have a stand in to keep the forum from degenerating into sanity.

[Orcs]

Not the only person you seem to turn into on certain occasions.  

Cheers - Phil

I've just read one of your recent posts.......You do turn into Nobby sometimes, don't you ?.....Very much so.

Are we the same person Phil?, are we twins?   

[Ithoriel]

A General Apology?

You're not a general! You're just a brigadier! You imposter, sir!

[Techno]

Are we the same person Phil?, are we twins?   

You and Nobby ?.....Nah !.....Your voices are TOO different. 

Cheers - Phil

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

A General Apology?

You're not a general! You're just a brigadier! You imposter, sir!

Quieten down Major General Ithorial! 

[DanJ]

You're not a general! You're just a brigadier! You imposter, sir!

While I hate to be pedantic I feel must come to the Orcs' defence, Brigadier is the lowest form of General Officer.


FK will probably castigate me for sloppy use of the apostrophe.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

It's a'lrigh't D'an I'll d'raw t'flak f'r ya!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

And which accent wer dat

IanS