Just in time for the Christmas celebrations

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Techno!


YOU OIK!

[fsn]

 



"Whilst Techno sculpted Picts last night,
their bows were far too long,
he gave up sculpting, cut himself,
and sang this bloomin' song. "

[Ithoriel]

On the first day of Christmas
Pendraken sent to me:
A sniper hiding in a tree

On the second day of Christmas
Pendraken sent to me:
Two T-34's
and a sniper hiding in a tree

On the third day of Christmas
Pendraken sent to me:
Three French Partisans
Two T-34's
and a sniper hiding in a tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
Pendraken sent to me:
Four Saxon Fyrds
Three French Partisans
Two T-34's
and a sniper hiding in a tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
Pendraken sent to me:
Five Older Things
Four Saxon Fyrds
Three French Partisans
Two T-34's
and a sniper hiding in a tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
Pendraken sent to me:
Six Sappers Mine Laying
Five Older Things
Four Saxon Fyrds
Three French Partisans
Two T-34's
and a sniper hiding in a tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
Pendraken sent to me:
Seven Buffaloes Swimming
Six Sappers Mine Laying
Five Older Things
Four Saxon Fyrds
Three French Partisans
Two T-34's
and a sniper hiding in a tree

On the eighth day of Christmas
Pendraken sent to me:
Eight Blades a Flashing
Seven Buffaloes Swimming
Six Sappers Mine Laying
Five Older Things
Four Saxon Fyrds
Three French Partisans
Two T-34's
and a sniper hiding in a tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
Pendraken sent to me:
Nine Lady Doctors
Eight Blades a Flashing
Seven Buffaloes Swimming
Six Sappers Mine Laying
Five Older Things
Four Saxon Fyrds
Three French Partisans
Two T-34's
and a sniper hiding in a tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
Pendraken sent to me:
Ten Loaders Loading
Nine Lady Doctors
Eight Blades a Flashing
Seven Buffaloes Swimming
Six Sappers Mine Laying
Five Older Things
Four Saxon Fyrds
Three French Partisans
Two T-34's
and a sniper hiding in a tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Pendraken sent to me:
Eleven Bagpipers Piping
Ten Loaders Loading
Nine Lady Doctors
Eight Blades a Flashing
Seven Buffaloes Swimming
Six Sappers Mine Laying
Five Older Things
Four Saxon Fyrds
Three French Partisans
Two T-34's
and a sniper hiding in a tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Pendraken sent to me:
Twelve Drummers Drumming
Eleven Bagpipers Piping
Ten Loaders Loading
Nine Lady Doctors
Eight Blades a Flashing
Seven Buffaloes Swimming
Six Sappers Mine Laying
Five Older Things
Four Saxon Fyrds
Three French Partisans
Two T-34's
and a sniper hiding in a tree

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

You know Leon will only ever count these as one request vote each, no matter how many times you sing it!

[fsn]

 

[Tawa]

You know Leon will only ever count these as one request vote each, no matter how many times you sing it!

Well, I guess there's no point in me reposting it then...... 

[d_Guy]

Another promotion, whoohoo!! 

Congratulations (snaps to attention - salutes) Suh!
Uh - did someone mention drinks?!

[d_Guy]

On the first day of Christmas

Thanks so much,I now have this tune stuck in my head
Although the swimming buffaloe would be great in a BoB game - the lady doctors too!

[JeffNNN]

Having recently helped to research the right French, German and Spanish vocabulary for this song I rather likes this. Also there's apparently a US Bank that uses it every year to do an inflation index. Personally I just use price of a series 1 Airfix kit as a measure. Given that in some cases they still seem to be using the original mounds that seems to work fine.

[Leman]

You can't beat the original mounds - so long as they are a Standard British Handful of course.

[Tawa]

You can't beat the original mounds - so long as they are a Standard British Handful of course.

I'm rather partial to Mrs Tawa's actually......

Uh - did someone mention drinks?!

Spiffing! Well done that man! Off you pop then. Mines a brandy and cod liver oil!

[d_Guy]

Spiffing! Well done that man! Off you pop then. Mines a brandy and cod liver oil!

Sounds fishy but I'll - uh - get right on it.

[FierceKitty]

I'm rather partial to Mrs Tawa's actually....

Pix, or it didn't happen!

[fsn]

d_Guy - Just noticed your strap line.

You take the absurd and then taken it one step further.   

Well done. You'll fit in well here. 


Now about that drink. I have my usual - Irn Bru and absinthe. It makes me hate the English, but forget why.

[Tawa]

It makes me hate the English, but forget why.

You need a reason?   

Pix, or it didn't happen!

No chance