How to make your wife happy in a WWII game

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

11 October 2015, 05:36:37 PM #20
Shirley dats a panda, not a tigger?
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11 October 2015, 06:11:46 PM #21
It's amazing what a 500lb bomb will do!


... and don't call me Shirley.
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petercooman

11 October 2015, 06:32:08 PM #22
Quote from: mad lemmey on 11 October 2015, 05:36:37 PM
Shirley dats a panda, not a tigger?

If you are adressing my daughter, i wil ask Shirley when she has finished her nap, but i wouldn't count on a coherent reply...

Techno

11 October 2015, 06:34:45 PM #23
As though that would be something new, here.  ;)
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petercooman

11 October 2015, 07:20:44 PM #24
Quote from: Techno on 11 October 2015, 06:34:45 PM
As though that would be something new, here.  ;)
Cheers - Phil

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

FierceKitty

12 October 2015, 01:36:02 AM #25
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 11 October 2015, 11:53:54 AM
REALLY she enjoys  ******************************* I am very impressed.

Most women do if you go about it properly. Just remember to use plenty of ************, and on no account ever try to ************* *********** *************.
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Tawa

12 October 2015, 09:42:30 PM #26
Quote from: petercooman on 11 October 2015, 06:32:08 PM
If you are adressing my daughter, i wil ask Shirley when she has finished her nap, but i wouldn't count on a coherent reply...


Shirley is a teenager then?  ;D
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petercooman

13 October 2015, 04:03:37 AM #27
Quote from: Tawa on 12 October 2015, 09:42:30 PM

Shirley is a teenager then?  ;D

Not yet, she's 3 months, so she still has an excuse for not making sense  ;D

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

13 October 2015, 06:16:47 AM #28
Quote from: petercooman on 13 October 2015, 04:03:37 AM
Not yet, she's 3 months, so she still has an excuse for not making sense  ;D

No doubt more sensible than mot of the fixated members on here.

IanS  ;) ;)
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Tawa

13 October 2015, 10:39:12 AM #29
Quote from: petercooman on 13 October 2015, 04:03:37 AM
Not yet, she's 3 months, so she still has an excuse for not making sense  ;D

3 months? Bless  :)
Although she probably still makes more sense than some of the "adults" I know  ;D
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petercooman

13 October 2015, 02:45:10 PM #30
Well, she hasn't mentioned centurions once, that's all i'm saying...

O Dinas Powys

13 October 2015, 04:51:45 PM #31
Quote from: petercooman on 13 October 2015, 02:45:10 PM
Well, she hasn't mentioned centurions once, that's all i'm saying...

;D =O :-bd

;)
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

Last Hussar

13 October 2015, 10:16:45 PM #32
Are you saying she doesn't like a man with a stubby weapon?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Tawa

14 October 2015, 08:54:19 AM #33
Quote from: Last Hussar on 13 October 2015, 10:16:45 PM
Are you saying she doesn't like a man with a stubby weapon?


*sprays tea everywhere*  ;D ;D ;D
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Techno

14 October 2015, 09:09:00 AM #34
Quote from: Last Hussar on 13 October 2015, 10:16:45 PM
Are you saying she doesn't like a man with a stubby weapon?

X_X

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petercooman

14 October 2015, 02:29:14 PM #35
Quote from: Last Hussar on 13 October 2015, 10:16:45 PM
Are you saying she doesn't like a man with a stubby weapon?

I'm raising this family a little pro-'blunt weapons'.

Tawa

14 October 2015, 09:15:52 PM #36
At least it's not blank-firers.......
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FierceKitty

18 October 2015, 09:24:02 AM #37
Resuming control of this delirious thread, it turns out that veteran AT guns in flank can KO a Tiger with a lucky roll or two.
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Last Hussar

18 October 2015, 10:58:20 AM #38
Quote from: FierceKitty on 18 October 2015, 09:24:02 AM
Resuming control of this delirious thread,

Heretic
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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18 October 2015, 11:10:17 AM #39
Quote from: FierceKitty on 18 October 2015, 09:24:02 AM
Resuming control of this delirious thread.

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