Here we go again!

[FierceKitty]

The Assyrians are invading Egypt once more. I wish I got to be the lupine ones from time to time!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Good luck!

[FierceKitty]

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[FierceKitty]

Annnddd back to Nineveh they go. Those chariots are killers on an open field!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho,
it's off to Assyria we go!
With a bow and stick
And the Pharoah's tick
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Hi Ho!

(Traditional Egyptian Army Marching tune from 17 2/3rd Dynasty, found engraved in the tomb of General Bootsareformarching)

[getagrip]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho,
it's off to Assyria we go!
With a bow and stick
And the Pharoah's tick
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Hi Ho!

(Traditional Egyptian Army Marching tune from 17 2/3rd Dynasty, found engraved in the tomb of General Bootsareformarching)

Line four, how tempted were you?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Very!

[getagrip]

Very!

[Ithoriel]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho,
it's off to Assyria we go!
With a bow and stick
To feed Pharoah's chick*
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Hi Ho!


*Pharoah's Chicken - The Egyptian Vulture

An attempt to elevate the conversation .... doomed I know

[getagrip]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho,
it's off to Assyria we go!
With a sharp khopesh,
We'll carve their flesh!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Hi Ho!

Tad gruesome but they were ugly times.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

10 versions by the end of the day, all ready for FK to sing during the next game!

[Ithoriel]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho,
it's off to Assyria we go!
With a stick and bow,
for our bold Pharoah!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Hi Ho!

[getagrip]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho,
it's off to Assyria we go!
With  bow and spear
Shabaka's here!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Hi Ho!

[FierceKitty]

10 versions by the end of the day, all ready for FK to sing during the next game!

My wife may forgive me for surrounding and carving up her army; not for singing! If you'd heard me, you'd agree she had much right on her side.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Dont I get a version of that from all the feral toms on a moonlight night, or is youse worse.

Least you aint welsh - singing too often, too loud and FLAT.

IanS