The Russians are Coming!

[Orcs]

A revolver is not suitable - You need the cleansing of the Flames.

Can we have a whip round for faggots (of wood) and some parafin? When we have enough money for them we can do a public burning.

Refreshments of Camomile tea and cucumber sandwiches will be provided during the burning for all spectators.

Afterwards we will auction off his valuables to provide for his daughter and ex wifes cat. 

[Techno]

Oooh! Oooh! I got a splinter!
Techno's room is dangerous!
Get the splinter out someone! It hurts! It hurttts!
OwOwoWoowwwooowww! 

Keep still, I'll get it out with the chainsaw. 
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

But Phil you are more dangerous to your self than anyone else with that. (often said about me with a Sterling)

IanS

[Techno]

I'll bet that you won't let me light the bonfire either. 
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

You NAKED FLAME NO WAY

IanS

[getagrip]

You NAKED FLAME NO WAY

Remove the third word.

[fred.]

Searching on Random numbers in the webstore is fun 

You find all sorts of interesting things you didn't know existed, had forgotten about, or are just intriguing.

I just found AC34 Tentacled Behemoth - thought that sounds interesting http://www.pendraken.co.uk/AC34-p5153/
And discovered it had 1 of my photos against it - so I already have this, tuck away some where...