Most annoying misquotation?

Started by FierceKitty, 22 March 2015, 12:16:47 AM

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FierceKitty

I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

cbr3d.com

For me it is 'I hear what you say', often said by politicians who never finish it off, the next line is 'but I am going to bloody ignore it anyway'.

FierceKitty

I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

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Because they never verbally finish the quote, they only think it.

FierceKitty

What's being quoted? I seem to be rather slow this morning.
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Ithoriel

"Peace in our time" is a quotation, it's just not a quote from Neville Chamberlain. :)
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FierceKitty

And when quoted as being from him, it therefore qualifies. But you score points for knowing it's not what he said.
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Ithoriel

Quote from: FierceKitty on 22 March 2015, 01:16:35 AM
And when quoted as being from him, it therefore qualifies. But you score points for knowing it's not what he said.

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You total, utter, oik, Nobby !
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FierceKitty

22 March 2015, 09:05:44 AM #14 Last Edit: 22 March 2015, 09:11:19 AM by FierceKitty
Before somebody else gets in:

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Play it again, Sam.
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getagrip

"Don't throw bloody spears at me"

Michael Caine NOT in "Zulu,"  actually from "The Man Who Would Be King. "
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Fenton

Quote from: getagrip on 22 March 2015, 09:59:49 AM
"Don't throw bloody spears at me"

Michael Caine NOT in "Zulu,"  actually from "The Man Who Would Be King. "

Theres not many  people know that

P.Sellers pretending to be M.Caine
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getagrip

Quote from: Fenton on 22 March 2015, 10:02:12 AM
Not a lot of people know that

P.Sellers pretending to be M.Caine

Knew it would only be a matter of time  ;D
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Luddite

There's a couple that annoy me.

'Theirs but to do or die!'
Actually: 'Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die'.

'Wait till you see the whites of their eyes lads.'
I've often heard this one attributed to Caine in Zulu, but it originates from Colonel William Prescott commander of George Washington's Continental Army, at the Battle of Bunker Hill, who is quoted saying, 'Don't fire till you see the whites of their eyes. Then, fire low!'
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Someone I work with insists on saying things "are a mute point"

No no no NO NO NO

Moot point.  MOOT

From the Anglo-Saxon moot meeting......

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