Hello from the Granite City

Started by vladdd309, 22 February 2015, 10:07:32 PM

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Westmarcher

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Ithoriel

Quote from: getagrip on 24 February 2015, 10:19:48 AM
Never understood where that comes form??? :-\

How no?

Quote from: GordonY on 24 February 2015, 07:51:00 AM
Fit Like is more of a Fifer thingy, just across the water from me in Boanie Dundee (Sunshine Capital of Scotland).

Ye ken fit they say aboot Fifers dunt ye? Shoart Aerms and deep pockets!

I've only ever heard "fit like" said seriously by Aberdonians. Often "Fit like loon?" (or "Fit like quine?" to a woman)

As a Fifer who lived in Yorkshire for four years I'd say the two have much in common:

    "Hear all, see all, say nowt! Eat all, drink all, pay nowt!" :)

Scottish dialects are hard to understand? Aye, right! Naw they're no!

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getagrip

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Ithoriel

Quote from: getagrip on 24 February 2015, 11:31:51 AM
No-one can bloody explain it though :-\

What's to explain? It's what's said. It's no more or less sensible than the assemblage of sounds that make up "why not?" or "pourquois pas?"
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getagrip

Quote from: Ithoriel on 24 February 2015, 11:39:36 AM
What's to explain? It's what's said. It's no more or less sensible than the assemblage of sounds that make up "why not?" or "pourquois pas?"

Don't agree; the dialect uses two words, which Scottish people otherwise use accurately, in an inaccurate way.

That makes it worthy of an explanation.  I take your point though that such an explanation may be lost in time :-\
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SV52

Quote from: getagrip on 24 February 2015, 11:45:45 AM
Don't agree; the dialect uses two words, which Scottish people otherwise use accurately, in an inaccurate way.

That makes it worthy of an explanation.  I take your point though that such an explanation may be lost in time :-\

You make a massive assumption and generalisation that all Scots speak or use the same dialect.  That is far from the case, just as it is in the rest of the UK; e.g. where I hail from 'How no?' isn't used, rather 'Whit wye no?'
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Ithoriel

Quote from: getagrip on 24 February 2015, 11:45:45 AM
Don't agree; the dialect uses two words, which Scottish people otherwise use accurately, in an inaccurate way.

... and there's your problem :)

"Scottish people" speak several different dialects and those (mainly those from the West Coast/ Glasgow) who say "how?" or "how no?" will use that form all or most of the time.

Some of us may use the term for effect, of course.

Particularly when talking to Weegies or English people :)
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getagrip

Quote from: SV52 on 24 February 2015, 11:54:55 AM
You make a massive assumption and generalisation that all Scots speak or use the same dialect.  That is far from the case, just as it is in the rest of the UK; e.g. where I hail from 'How no?' isn't used, rather 'Whit wye no?'

Yeah, did come across like that. ;)

Some of the Scots I've met say it and I'm curious as to why?
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I wish someone would give me a hint how to let my Glaswegian colleague know that I have no @#%$% interest in metaphysics, Theosophy, the international mega-industrial-military conspiracy, or Chinese herbalism. Plain statement doesn't have any effect, and satire passes unnoticed by that deadly Scottish earnestness.
I don't want to offend him, but if I have to ride the coach back to town once more with a near-unintelligible Celt gibbering in my ear about how much more sense the world will make to me when I give up logic, I may have a Haggicide on my conscience.
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getagrip

Quote from: Ithoriel on 24 February 2015, 11:58:08 AM
... and there's your problem :)

"Scottish people" speak several different dialects and those (mainly those from the West Coast/ Glasgow) who say "how?" or "how no?" will use that form all or most of the time.

Some of us may use the term for effect, of course.

Particularly when talking to Weegies or English people :)

Yeah, get it completely ;) but it's a very strange grammatical construct. :-\
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SV52

I've just realised that as this discussion (no matter how interesting it may be) has nothing to do with the OP, it's a bit of a hijack so no more from me :-[
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Ithoriel

Logic, FK, is much overrated. It is the attempt to overlay structure and meaning on a world that is random and chaotic, to construct a framework with which to navigate the nothingness and void that is existence ....

WILL YOU SHUT THE F**K UP YOU WEEGIE TOSSER!!! <glasgow kiss>

That should do it :D
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getagrip

Quote from: Ithoriel on 24 February 2015, 12:11:11 PM
Logic, FK, is much overrated. It is the attempt to overlay structure and meaning on a world that is random and chaotic, to construct a framework with which to navigate the nothingness and void that is existence ....

WILL YOU SHUT THE F**K UP YOU WEEGIE TOSSER!!! <glasgow kiss>

That should do it :D

;D ;D ;D

If that's not a hijack I don't know what is ;)
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Ithoriel

Oh ... wait ... this is an introduction thread .... err ... Hi Jack!
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vladdd309

Thanks for the welcomes everyone!

And thanks for letting me know the standard of banter your get on here!