Have you ever seen a cow hiding up a tree?

[Westmarcher]

........ they're good aren't they?

[Bodvoc]

Is that why I often get a pat on the head?

[Steve J]

Oh dear me... .

[Maenoferren]

........ they're good aren't they?

[Leman]

  What?

[Hertsblue]

Don't be daft, everyone knows cows hide down holes.

[Chad]

Bet the moles get pissed off! 😜

[FierceKitty]

Beeves in the leaves, is it? Or cow on a bough?

[DanJ]

so well camourflaged they're udderly undetectable

[Techno]

There are too many coats in this soggy heap.
Could you find your own, Dan ? 
Cheers - Phil

[Steve J]

Blimey, we are milking this thread for all its worth!

Just donning my soaky coat now...

[DanJ]

I think most of these are pretty coo l

I know, I know,  I'll get my own coat from the pile as I leave

[getagrip]

I've herd most of these gags before.

If someone cracks another cow joke I'm going to heifer a fit!

Although, to be fair, some are worth an entry in my dairy.

Sorry 

[Westmarcher]

Hoof 'ave thought it could get any wurst? 

[FierceKitty]

Cheeses, give us a break.