Have you ever seen a cow hiding up a tree?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Haven't seen a copy in years - but thats a local thing.

IanS

[Orcs]

I thought the official definition of "Oxymoron" was "Sun reader"! 

Mollinary

I object to the use of the word "reader" in that statement. 

I believe that if you take the number of letters in the papers name and multiply it by 10 you get the average IQ if those that purchase said paper.

Actually it might have been multiply by 5 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

No 0....

IanS

[FierceKitty]

I object to the use of the word "reader" in that statement. 

I believe that if you take the number of letters in the papers name and multiply it by 10 you get the average IQ if those that purchase said paper.

Actually it might have been multiply by 5 

I wonder if they remember their apostrophes while having a go at others' mental powers.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

MEEOWWWW.

IanS

[Leman]

Apparently it's aimed at a reading age of 10. I liked the workie's comment that now there would no longer be any tits in it he would no longer buy it as the rest of it was boring. Two days later tits were reinstated. The power of the public eh!

[getagrip]

MEEOWWWW.

IanS

[FierceKitty]

Apparently it's aimed at a reading age of 10. I liked the workie's comment that now there would no longer be any tits in it he would no longer buy it as the rest of it was boring. Two days later tits were reinstated. The power of the public eh!

Good marketing has to keep abreast of demand.

I don't wear a coat, heee heee heee....

[getagrip]

They realised they made a bit of a boob

My coat's with Kitty's

[Techno]

I don't wear a coat, heee heee heee....

We'll get Nobby to dribble directly onto you, then.
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Since that damn'd kat is back on apostrophes i should point out that Radio 4 has a series of 15 minute presentations lasting 2 weeks on the subject, and far better linguists than the said feline couldn't sort it out.

IanS

[FierceKitty]

And how would you know?

[FierceKitty]

We'll get Nobby to dribble directly onto you, then.
Cheers - Phil

Can I negotiate a surrender?

[getagrip]

We'll get Nobby to dribble directly onto you, then.
Cheers - Phil

It's a public service; he's got to do it somewhere; take one for the team Kitty

[Leman]

Oh those cunning linguists!