Wish List

[Chad]

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.  We haven't met yet!

I don't need anger management.  I need people to stop pissing me off!

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!

The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

My people skills are just fine.  It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Sometimes the kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please.  I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

I like my middle finger best because it always sticks up for me!   

When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my kids took it!

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

[Westmarcher]

 

[Leman]

 

[Techno]

 
Cheers - Phil

[paulr]