What is grey?

Started by Bodvoc, 26 November 2014, 08:47:54 PM

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Orcs

03 December 2014, 09:24:47 AM #30
My Partners favoritre joke

Knock ! Knock !
Whos there?
Isabelle
Isabelle Who
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle ?


I'll get her coat !
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Hertsblue

03 December 2014, 11:30:30 AM #31
Well, if you can't beat 'em....

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly I'll thump him!
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Ithoriel

03 December 2014, 11:43:52 AM #32
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Susan!
Susan who?
Susans an' susans o' wee beasties!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary!
Mary who?
Mary they susans an' susans o' wee beasties!
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

FierceKitty

03 December 2014, 12:13:29 PM #33
Err...heh, heh.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Techno

03 December 2014, 03:09:09 PM #34
I phoned my Doctor, a week ago.....To see if I could get an appointment to get something sorted out about my poor hearing.
Rather disappointed, as I haven't heard a damn thing from them. :D :D :D :D :D
Cheers - Phil.

Bodvoc

03 December 2014, 03:10:24 PM #35
Well, my Doctor gave me the new James Bond Viagra.

It made me Roger Moore!
'If I throw a six I'll do my happy dance'!

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FierceKitty

03 December 2014, 11:14:50 PM #36
Remind me to kick you.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.
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