If My Body Were a Car!‏

[Subedai]

I am growing old disgracefully. I have all my own teeth, only need glasses to reading and painting, only a little overweight (a stone or so), my ticker is fine -I had it checked recently, I have no major ailments apart from high blood pressure  which is-controlled by a daily pill.

I know nobody asked but here it is anyway. My advice - for what its worth. Walk rather than drive wherever possible -I don't drive so that is not an option. I eat what I fancy but try to keep it as fresh as possible -especially meat and veg. I am lucky in that I live in a small town with almost a manana attitude so people mostly amble rather than rush which is actually contagious. Don't ever, ever worry about the things you have no control over -that way lies all sorts of medical problems. Smile and laugh more -people who walk around with faces as long as milk rounds (remember them?) need a jollification implant. Keep positive. There are other things nudge, nudge, but you never know who is reading this.

How old am I? The body is just the younger side of 60, the brain thinks it is substantially younger. Sometimes, according to Ma Subs, it's just managed to reach the dizzy heights of double figures. 

[Orcs]

This is going to be a lot less funny for me when i get to my thirties 

Are Children allowed in the Forum  

[Orcs]

the brain thinks it is substantially younger.

I want to know who the old git is that looks back at me in the mirror - he must be late forties, but I am only 20ish .  Replaced the mirror but he has somehow got in the new one !!!!!

[petercooman]

Are Children allowed in the Forum  

Yup, as long as i do my homework first