If My Body Were a Car!‏

Started by Chad, 20 November 2014, 01:51:34 PM

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Chad

20 November 2014, 01:51:34 PM
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.. But here's the worst of it. Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Orcs

20 November 2014, 01:53:03 PM #1
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I think this applies to most of the Forum.
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petercooman

20 November 2014, 05:45:34 PM #2
Speak for yourself will you, i'm still young-ish!

;D ;D

Bodvoc

20 November 2014, 06:01:53 PM #3
Well my doctor has just sent me off to the Physio for a bit of an MOT!
'If I throw a six I'll do my happy dance'!

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20 November 2014, 06:37:54 PM #4
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Techno

20 November 2014, 07:20:42 PM #5
Quote from: petercooman on 20 November 2014, 05:45:34 PM
Speak for yourself will you, i'm still young-ish!  ;D ;D

I'm not.....I feel bloody ancient.  :'( :'( :'( :'(
Cheers - Phil.

petercooman

20 November 2014, 07:22:54 PM #6
Quote from: Techno on 20 November 2014, 07:20:42 PM
I'm not.....I feel bloody ancient.  :'( :'( :'( :'(
Cheers - Phil.


This is going to be a lot less funny for me when i get to my thirties  :-\






:D :D :D :D

Techno

20 November 2014, 07:25:58 PM #7
I HATE YOU !!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Oh..... to be that young again. :'( :'( :'( :'(
Cheers - Phil

petercooman

20 November 2014, 07:36:11 PM #8
Quote from: Techno on 20 November 2014, 07:25:58 PM
I HATE YOU !!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Oh..... to be that young again. :'( :'( :'( :'(
Cheers - Phil

Shall i describe how it feels? You propably can't remember  :P :P

Techno

20 November 2014, 08:04:36 PM #9
Peter.....

My mind can remember perfectly how it was to be in my thirties.......(I still think that I'm in my mid-twenties.)
Sadly, my actual body has decided that this is NOT the case.....and seems to take a malicious pleasure in letting me know that fact, on an almost permanent basis. :'( :'( :'( :'(
Cheers - Phil.  ;)

petercooman

20 November 2014, 08:19:02 PM #10
You know, as long as you have the right mindset, getting old doesn't matter that much...














not untill you ARE old that is .

:d :d :d :d

paulr

20 November 2014, 09:38:22 PM #11
So Peter you are not planning on ever commissioning any personal figures then ;)
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petercooman

20 November 2014, 09:47:39 PM #12
Quote from: paulr on 20 November 2014, 09:38:22 PM
So Peter you are not planning on ever commissioning any personal figures then ;)

I'll just have to wait until he forgets i suppose  :P


All in good sport!  ;)

Techno

20 November 2014, 10:19:14 PM #13
Forgets what ?  :P ;)  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.

petercooman

20 November 2014, 11:04:36 PM #14
So about that personal model...
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