New Neighbour

[Chad]

I have a new neighbour!

She's single...She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my patio.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I rushed to open it, she looks at me and said,

"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and make love tonight! Are you doing anything tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

She said, "Great! ....Could you watch my dog??"

Being a [married] senior citizen really sucks!